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No matter what dating seems to suck or is it me?
8 years ago
Shockingly good stuff to read :P
WARNING: Offensive language, oppinons, inconvenient facts, AND JOKES ahead if you don't like that sort of thing GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Hello, fuck you, and welcome to the offensive world that is my mouth
Okay no need for a change in mood unless it persists for more than a couple of days. For awhile now, I have noticed that there always is the baffling talk about relationships. In the years I've heard both how it's sooooo great, and how it sucks so bad we need to "strap it to a chair and beat it with hammers". Yea funny how it's basically the world's weirdest paradox. It sucks but sucks only a bit at times right?
Now personally if theres one kind of relationship asshole I hate the most it's these...NITWITS, these self important, narsasistic twats who can't help but rant and rave how bad their relationship is. I'd love to say to one of these "Every Rose has a thorn" listening dickheads and slap him silly and tell him "HEY STUPID! You ever think there's worse? What about bastards like me who are stuck at home on a Friday night just wishing they had someone to talk to while your complaing about your current insignificant other?" Oh yea they never can get that do they?
Here's another thing I think urks me. Are people really stupid enough to pay for the messaging services of dating sites now? Is it really now a pay to play sort of deal like a giant sock lottery of sorts? Round and round and hey we found someone who's almost your match there's just one problem. They're fucking NUTS! And not in a good way. I think of all these there's all these specialized ones. Ones based on religion, like Christian Mingle, ones based on body sizes like Large Friends, and then ones based on fandoms like Furfling. It's ridiculous how many choices you have now. It's not like all we have is Tinder or Zoosk and that's it.
Craigslist seems to just be spam and bot city. No one there is real any more.
Personally I'm a bit sick of all the advertising of "Hey find your match" and "Come find that one for you" yea but look at the address. It's at "WWW.YOURGONNADIEALONEFAGGOT.Fuckyoudotcom. I'm not sure how some of these people here just suddenly get "taken" (whatever new age bullshit that means) and maybe I have been going at this relationship shit wrong my whole life but hey I ask, what's the point of chasing the stick? Isn't it kind of like that dumb game you play with your dog? You know with his I.Q. being smart enough to get it, and bring it back but too stupid to realize how pointless it is. I guess the point is lot of people in relationships can be quite inconsiderate jackasses towards single folks and not even realise it because they're soooooo high on those pheromones, and dopamine. You know that same stuff you get by scarfing down a box of chocolates?
That's my rant thanks for listening now I can sleep. If you made it this far without chucking your phone or punching your computer well congratulations I'd give you a gold star but I'm fresh out ;P
Hello, fuck you, and welcome to the offensive world that is my mouth
Okay no need for a change in mood unless it persists for more than a couple of days. For awhile now, I have noticed that there always is the baffling talk about relationships. In the years I've heard both how it's sooooo great, and how it sucks so bad we need to "strap it to a chair and beat it with hammers". Yea funny how it's basically the world's weirdest paradox. It sucks but sucks only a bit at times right?
Now personally if theres one kind of relationship asshole I hate the most it's these...NITWITS, these self important, narsasistic twats who can't help but rant and rave how bad their relationship is. I'd love to say to one of these "Every Rose has a thorn" listening dickheads and slap him silly and tell him "HEY STUPID! You ever think there's worse? What about bastards like me who are stuck at home on a Friday night just wishing they had someone to talk to while your complaing about your current insignificant other?" Oh yea they never can get that do they?
Here's another thing I think urks me. Are people really stupid enough to pay for the messaging services of dating sites now? Is it really now a pay to play sort of deal like a giant sock lottery of sorts? Round and round and hey we found someone who's almost your match there's just one problem. They're fucking NUTS! And not in a good way. I think of all these there's all these specialized ones. Ones based on religion, like Christian Mingle, ones based on body sizes like Large Friends, and then ones based on fandoms like Furfling. It's ridiculous how many choices you have now. It's not like all we have is Tinder or Zoosk and that's it.
Craigslist seems to just be spam and bot city. No one there is real any more.
Personally I'm a bit sick of all the advertising of "Hey find your match" and "Come find that one for you" yea but look at the address. It's at "WWW.YOURGONNADIEALONEFAGGOT.Fuckyoudotcom. I'm not sure how some of these people here just suddenly get "taken" (whatever new age bullshit that means) and maybe I have been going at this relationship shit wrong my whole life but hey I ask, what's the point of chasing the stick? Isn't it kind of like that dumb game you play with your dog? You know with his I.Q. being smart enough to get it, and bring it back but too stupid to realize how pointless it is. I guess the point is lot of people in relationships can be quite inconsiderate jackasses towards single folks and not even realise it because they're soooooo high on those pheromones, and dopamine. You know that same stuff you get by scarfing down a box of chocolates?
That's my rant thanks for listening now I can sleep. If you made it this far without chucking your phone or punching your computer well congratulations I'd give you a gold star but I'm fresh out ;P
Thanks for reading