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Merry Toothmas Poem by Cutter Cat the Sabertooth
8 years ago
General
May all your greens be moist and lean
May all your prey be tender
And none of you please try to drive
when you do your Toothmas "bender"
May Santa Claws
At your house paws
When he makes his yearly call
To leave a toy for girl or boy
A shiny, or a ball
Now here's the truth
don't break a tooth
While gnawing bark or bits
Or Santa Claws won't come at all
'Cause bad teeth gives him fits.
So brush your teeth
It's not that hard
To really make them shine
And maybe you can grow your teeth
To be as long as mine.
Cutter Cat the Sabertooth
May all your prey be tender
And none of you please try to drive
when you do your Toothmas "bender"
May Santa Claws
At your house paws
When he makes his yearly call
To leave a toy for girl or boy
A shiny, or a ball
Now here's the truth
don't break a tooth
While gnawing bark or bits
Or Santa Claws won't come at all
'Cause bad teeth gives him fits.
So brush your teeth
It's not that hard
To really make them shine
And maybe you can grow your teeth
To be as long as mine.
Cutter Cat the Sabertooth
And NO I don't want to take a close look at them. *runs*
Have a Terrific Toothmas.
By the way? Have you ever
seen video of the Quadsuit Smilodon sponsored by the George C. Page Museum, near The La Brea Tar Pits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvlGqt_zL6o
be as sharp like yours,
But they're long enough for gnawing.
Just hope Santa Paws got
to every-fur's doors.
Or else, he might need thawing!
Hope you had a merry Christmas, Cutter! My Christmas was a weird one
Nice poem.
May 2018 be a happy and joyful year!
how does your smile grow?
With chompers big and incisors sharp
and little teefs all in a row...
How was your trip?