...some fucker lifts my camera. Terrible.

Detailed version: Riding the bus to the Oakland Zoo, I sat down with my backpack, my camera in one of those can't-see-through mesh drink-holders on the side.
So I ride along nonchalantly, and suddenly the driver announces, "End of the line!" I pick up my stuff and go, realizing I'm still a ways away from the Oakland Zoo. So I walk along, and as I go to remove the camera to fit in a water bottle...my camera's not there. I look around, it's nowhere around me. The only explanation: someone pulled it off of me while I was on the bus.

That was a $150 camera. Shit.