I woke up at 5:30 to the sound of my cat barfing up a hairball onto my pillow. Then a coworker called and asked me to cover her shift, cause she was farfing sick. I get to work and a water pipe had pust in the cold attic and was barfing hot water into thte dingin room.; and continued to do so intermittantly while the boos tried to fix it. Then finally, like a barfing-idiot I left my atm card in the machine (no worries the bank has it safe).

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