I resolve to get my health sorted out - depending on outside factors.

I think I may have said something along these lines last year - don't judge me!

Hey, it's always something to strive for! Mine personally is to fix my back muscles (which preclude me from doing a fair bit of daily activities sometimes, including working out to look less 2-dimensional when I turn sideways...)

I'd actually like to look a little more two-dimensional...fancy trading some mass?

I don't think USPS allows you to send that... but it's a nice thought! ;)