I was tagged by , so here.

Rules
1. Fuck your rules
2. Command 3 people to do it
3. Fuck. Your. Rules.
4. Post 5 outrageous/retarded/incredibly stupid things you've done in your life
5. Tag 3 faggots of your choice

1. In one of the first labs I did back in chemistry, I decided to not wear gloves (not forget, decided). Shortly after pouring the nitric acid, some of the skin on my hand bubbled and turned green from the inevitable splashback of acid droplets. It hurt.

2. I microwaved 25 peeps at once just to see what would happen.

3. A couple of friends and I were helping with cleaning one of my friend's apartment. The food was one of the things that needed to go, but for some reason we decided to mix up the remaining contents (which included milk, pure cinnamon, cocoa, orange juice, and spices for extra flavor), and I was dared to down it. Sure enough, I tried it. At first it wasn't that bad, but after a minute my mouth felt like it was run over by a flaming garbage truck.

4. I ate an omelet from a college cafeteria that was notorious for once poisoning the entire student body with salmonella just from the water.

5. I once tried to find the emergency key to the back door of my house among shards of broken pottery and other sharp things. The resulting cuts weren't that deep (thank God).

I will tag three people who want to do it mostly because I forgot to do this yesterday and am in a hurry to finish it.