And now I just learned that down in Brazil they have an evil witch character in shows made for kids. She's nasty, hurls curses, eats people, and is a shapely blonde female anthro alligator.

Yes, of course I'm serious. Here's the proof:

http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Cuca

And some YouTube footage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DePu_SLYlcs

Man but they got some wild kiddy TV down in Brazil!