I will turn [the meaning of life] years old on the day the world is supposed to end, according to the popular hoopla about the end of the long count Mayan calendar.

In other news, it's been nearly 166 years since 10/23/1843, and a couple MILLENIA since the gospel date for the reappearance of Jesus came and went.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but your fairytale sucks, guys. They've been having to overwrite it with swords-from-stones, DaVinci and Tom Hanks for at least 600 years now.