Ok, here's a breakdown of what happened to me today:

8:00ish am: I was eating breakfast when my dad came in asking if I've recieved any warning of a "inbound ballistic missile" on my phone. After turning it on, (which I had left off for 2 weeks due to robocalling) I did receive one after a few minutes. Maybe it's because I'm still getting over the flu, but I didn't seem to react with a great deal of alarm or urgency. Either that, or it was because of the fact that I was watching Fox News (Yes, I'm one of those people, and I'm not ashamed to admit it), but seeing how they, or any of the other cable news networks, which would occasionally interrupt with actual news didn't break from their usual Trumpdump. Or that all the broadcast channels were still showing college basketball (save for one, which did broadcast the aforementioned HiCD warning), something didn't add up to me. And there were no warning sirens either.

Sure enough, 40 minutes or so later, I was proven right: Fasle Alarm caused by some one pushing the wrong button.....OOOOOPPPSSSSS!

I could go on with my feelings about all this, but as I said, I have the flu, and I'm having a time just to put this down, so I'll just say this:

All those cartoons you've seen me draw spoofing this isn't me not taking this seriously, it's me trying to cope with what is otherwise a very intolerable situation.

...And there will be more of them.... cartoons I mean.