1.) What’s better, having high expectations or having lower expectations?
Lower, because when things don't happen the way you hope for, you're not disappointed.

2.) Would you rather go without junk food for a year or go without TV for a year?
TV. I rarely watch tv, anyway, but I gotta have my Chocolate.

3.) Describe your perfect man/woman.
Honest, Caring, Gentle, Helpful, Funny, Deep Eyes, Cat & Rat Lover, Likes to Cuddle.

4.)Thoughts on school dress codes?
On one hand, school uniforms are equalizing. Nobody can have "better clothes" than anyone else. But on the other hand, they take away kids ability to express themselves, in a way.

5.)Any phobias?
No, not really. I'm not a big fan of clowns or aliens, but I'm not afraid of them.

6.)At what job do you see Donald Trump best fitting?
Any job he really sets his mind to... maybe he should work for Twitter...

7.) Who was your first crush?
Kermit the Frog (no lie)

8.) Who was your first best friend?
Topher Neidig

9.)What is one weird thing about you?
Only one? Uhmmmm.... I don't like my food to touch, on my plate, unless it's made its casserole form.

10.) Top 5 TV shows you like to watch?
RWBY, Sleepy Hollow, Bones, Gilmore Girls, Avatar: The Last Airbender,

11.) What are your favorite boys names?
Christopher, Matthew, Hunter

12.) What are your favorite girls names?
Cadence, Mikaela, Hope

13.) Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they?
Yes. I have 2 Celtic Knots in the center of my back.

14.) Do you plan on getting (more) tattoos? If so, what do you want to get as of the moment?
I would like to. I want to get my Heart Rat, Ruby, tattooed over my heart.

15.) Do you have any piercings? Do you plan on getting more?
Just 2 in each ear. And no. I think I have enough holes in my body, thank you very much.

16.) Do you like hugging people?
Sometimes. It depends on the person, I guess.

17.) Think of ANY person on Earth right now. Who did you think of?
My first thought was of my Mom, but it says on Earth, so I immediately think of my Sissy.

18.) Do you have an iPhone?
No. I hate Apple Products.

19.) What is the worst thing that could happen in your life right now?
I don't want to jinx myself, so I refuse to answer.

20.) Do you watch anime?
Yes

21.) What brings true happiness?
The Love of Friends & Family

22.) What is the most expensive thing you’ve ever paid for?
My House

23.) If you could have any job in the world and get paid millions of dollars a year for it, what would you be and why?
A Medical Researcher, so I could cure people of chronic illnesses/chronic pain

24.) Do you want children? If so, how many?
I did... I wanted 2 boys and a girl, but sadly I had a full hysterectomy in 2012

25.) Name and describe someone who you feel most comfortable around.
Amy. I can be myself with her. She listens, and is understanding, and compassionate, and she loves me, no matter what. We're always there for each other.

26.)If you could invent a holiday, what would it be?
Uhmmmm....? World Book Day? And everyone would give and receive books as gifts?

27.)Would you rather have summer weather or winter weather all year round?
Mild Summer Weather. Nothing too hot, and minimal humidity. Extreme temperatures are bad, either way, but I really hate snow.

28.) If you could make an alien race, describe what they would look like.
I already did. She's my Main Fursona. They are intergalactic cat people, who can walk through time & space.

29.) What was the first thing you learned to cook?
Pillsbury Biscuit Mini Pizzas, in the Toaster Oven

30.) Describe your sense of humor.
Dark, somewhat morbid

31.) What is the key to happiness?
Finding the humor in any situation, even in the worst of times.

32.) How many phone numbers do you have committed to memory? Whose numbers are they?
Too many to list. Some of the numbers are from when I was a kid, so they are for the parents of friends, I had in Elementary School.

33.) Name three songs that make you want to dance.
I don't really know. Most music makes me want to dance, if it has a good enough beat. I shake it to the music in the grocery store, sometimes! LOL

34.) What job did you want to have as a child?
I wanted to be a Veterinarian.

35.) Do you have any talents or skills?
I have a talent for remembering random information. Some is useful, but most of it, is just random, useless knowledge.

36.) What was the worst punishment you’ve ever had?
Being spanked with a belt.

37.) Did you ever do anything weird as a child?
Uhmmm... what child didn't? But personally, I sucked my thumb till I was 17.

38.) What is your dream car?
Anything that runs, and gets good gas mileage! Either a Nissan Altima, or a Subaru Outback or Forrester

39.) Describe something that made you laugh
My Mom & I always laughed. About lots of stuff. I used to tell people that when she passed away, I wanted her Shoulder Implant, and that I would use it as a paperweight. Then, when people would say, "That's an interesting paperweight. What is it?" I would say, "My Mom's Shoulder." I got to keep it, when she passed away, in November.

40.) Did you have a dream last night? If so, describe it.
I did. And I was avoiding the matchmaker, so she couldn't set me up with some random man. But then, when I saw all the happy women, with their men, I would get sad. So I went in search of a man for myself, and I was at a party, and I danced with a widower. He was far too old for me, but he was searching for a new wife. The matchmaker found me, and tried to set us up, and I ran. But everywhere I went, I saw happy couples, and I felt like they were all staring at me.

41.) Do you ever have repetitive dreams? Describe it/them.
Yes. I often dream I'm back in High School, AFTER I've already graduated, and when I get tired of being there, I'm like, "Why am I even here?! I already graduated, for goodness sake!"

42.) Describe the worst/ scariest dream you’ve ever had.
A dream about a rock monster, chasing me around the playground at school, and a hole following me, for the rock monster to chase me into.

43.) Describe the best dream you’ve ever had.
Seeing my Mom in Heaven, with my son, that I miscarried.

44.) If God theirself gave you a choice of either having unlimited money for the rest of your life or finding your one true gift, what would it be?
It sounds selfish, probably, but I would want the money, because then I could help others with it, once I was able to make sure that all my bills were paid up. And I could find my own true gifts.

45.) If you could do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) right now without consequences, what would you do and why?
It sounds awful, but I would rob a bank, and pay off all my debts.

46.) Do you have any recipes that you know off the top of your head? What is it/ what are they?
Yes. One of my favorites:
Beef Rice Bake

1lb. Ground Beef
1 packet Onion Soup Mix
1 15oz. Can Diced Tomatoes
3/4 Cup of uncooked Rice
1 & 1/2 Cups Boiling Water
1/2 Cup Shredded Cheddar Cheese

Brown the beef in a pan on the stove. Drain excess fat. Preheat oven to 350°F. Boil the water, while you are rinsing and draining the rice, in a sieve. Once meat is browned, add the soup mix, rice, tomatoes, and water, and simmer for 2 minutes on the stovetop, mixing all ingredients, thoroughly. Prepare a 3 Quart Casserole Dish, with a lid, and pour the mixture into the casserole dish. Bake covered (if your casserole, doesn't have a lid, use aluminum foil), for 55 minutes. Uncover, and sprinkle the cheese, generously, over the top of the casserole. Put back in the oven for 5 minutes, or until the cheese is melted. Remove from oven, and serve hot. Enjoy!

For a Mexican take, on this dish, add a can of Black Beans, and a Can of Whole Kernel Corn, and substitute the tomatoes with a 16oz. Jar of Mild or Medium Salsa, depending on your own personal taste. You can use a Mexican 4 Cheese Blend, instead of the Cheddar, if desired. I love this dish, both ways. Also, for a leaner dish, you can use 1lb. of Ground Turkey, instead of the Beef.

47.) Do you have your license? If so, do you have a car?
Yes, and yes.

48.) Have you ever had a near death experience?
Yes. Several, in fact.

49.) Do you personally know anyone that has been to prison?
Yes. A few of my friends have been to prison. Two were even falsely accused, but they did the time, and are closer to God, for having been there.

50.) Have you ever been in a physical fight?
Yes.

51.) When you get out of the shower, do you towel dry, blow dry, or air dry your hair?
I towel dry it until it's just damp, and then let it air dry, the rest of the way.

52.) When you go to the movies, what snacks and drinks do you take with you?
I always have a bottle of water with me, everywhere I go. Sometimes I will sneak my own popcorn in, because I'm allergic to Movie Theater Popcorn.

53.) Do you like going to the beach? If so, do you like to stay dry or go in the water? If not, why?
I love the beach. But I stay out of the water, unless I can physically see the bottom, clearly (like in the Gulf of Mexico). I have been caught in the undertow, 3 times, and nearly drowned, so I have a healthy respect for the Ocean.

54.) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
When they're brand new, I do.

55.) If you could have a superpower ASIDE from being invisible or being able to fly, what would you have?
The ability to heal people/animals, even from mortal wounds.

56.) If you were able to live for however long you wanted to (i’m talking thousands of years without aging), when would you choose to die?
When I feel I've had a full life. If I've could share my life with others, including children that I could adopt, since I am physically unable to have children, I would want to help as many children as possible, or feel like they are not alone, and that they are loved.

57.) What do you think happens after you die?
I believe we go to Heaven.

58.) Do you believe in aliens?
Yes, because it's pretty arrogant, to think that we are the only living beings in the Universe.

59.) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.

60.) Do you believe in spiritual things like ouija boards, tarot cards, and crystals? Do you believe they are portals for evil entities to enter the mortal world?
I believe that these things have energy of their own. And I believe in the existence of evil. I believe that they possibly COULD open a pathway, for evil entities, to gain entry into the mortal world. But I also believe that evil already exists here.

61.) If you could make one mythical being real, who/what would you make?
A Gryphon, because they're beautiful, again they can fly.

62.) Do you get tan, or do you burn?
I burn really badly, peel, and turn white, again...

63.) Describe your shower routine.
I turn the water on, just so it's warm, and get my hair and body wet. I turn off the water. I put soap on the washcloth, or bath poof, and I scrub my body, thoroughly, with the water off, starting from the top, and working my way down to my feet. Then I turn the water back on, and rinse my body AND the washcloth of soap, and use the washcloth to thoroughly rinse the soap off. Then I wash my hair, and my face, and I wash my hair a second time, because I have super oily hair. Then I rinse thoroughly again, and get out of the shower and dry myself.

64.) Do you enjoy school? Why or why not?
No. I did not like school. I was bullied again lot, and I hated math and history.

65.) In your opinion, what is the worst way to die?
Slowly, and painfully, from an untreatable terminal illness.

66.) Do you get carsick, sea sick, or airplane sickness?
I get carsick, if I sit in the back seat, or I try to do something, like read, during a car trip. I don't get sea sick, but once I get off of the boat, and I'm on land, once again, that's when I feel queasy.

67.) What’s one memory that you wish you could live again and again?
Spending my 27th Birthday with my Mom, at the Renaissance Faire.

68.) What were some of your stuffed animals' names from when you were a kid?
Stoly, at stuffed sheep (whom I still have), Pinky, I think she was some sort of guinea pig, or something, but she was this puffy little pink blob, with a cute face, and little stubby arms, legs, a tail, and ears... Teddy-So-Soft, my first teddy bear, Paws, my teddy bear I got for my 10th Birthday, and Ian, another teddy bear.

69.)Do you have any pets?
Yes. A cat, and Pet Rats

70.) Describe your daily wardrobe.
Usually it's just pajamas, since I'm disabled, and don't leave the house much. But when I do go out, it's usually jeans and a t-shirt.

71.) Describe what your daily wardrobe would be if you were rich.
It would be the same.

72.) Have you ever had surgery?
Yes. Several, actually.

73.)What was the last thing you bought?
Paper Towels, Tissues, Cat Litter, Spring Water and Milk

74.) Have you ever bought a CD? What band was it for?
Uhmmmm.... Yes! Tons of them! My favorite bands to listen to, that I have the most CD's of, are The Monkees, The Newsboys, The Waiting, Casting Crowns

75.) Describe your perfect ice cream sundae.
Warm Gluten-Free Brownie, topped with Vanilla Ice Cream, a drizzle of Hershey's Special Dark Syrup, Chocolate Whipped Cream, and Chocolate Jimmies (the long sprinkles).

76.) If you could make ANYTHING happen right now with no cost, trouble, or obstacles, what would you do?
I would have my home made more handicap accessible, and I would get a shed, for all my garden supplies, and my bicycle.

77.) What are some of your favorite physical activities to do?
I can't really do them now, because of my disabiities, but biking, rollerblading, rock climbing, hiking, and swimming.

78.) What were some of your favorite shows as a child?
The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Today's Special, Pinwheel, and the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.

79.) Describe how you would survive the zombie apocalypse.
I would turn my house onto one giant "Panic Room" and stock it really well with food and water, and just wait it out.

80.)What are some things you shouldn’t do or say at work?
Don't have sex at work. Don't talk about sex at work. Ever.

81.) If you were told that if you killed someone, you would save 100 people, would you do it?
Depends on if the person who told me that, was trustworthy or not.

82.) How’s the weather right now?
It's snowing, and cold.

83.) What is the background on your cell phone right now?
It's a picture of my Heart Rat, Ruby

84.)Is it better to work at a job that you love or a job that pays well?
A job you love, because if you hate your job, then no amount of money is worth it.

85.) What do you have within arms reach of your bed?
My CPAP, my Medicine, Water Bottle, my Bluetooth, Epi-pens, Inhaler, First Aid Kit, Remote for my Spinal Cord Stimulator, Remote for my Sleep Number Bed, Chocolate, Granola Bars.

86.) Have you ever been fired from a job? If so, why?
.Yes. I was wrongfully fired, for something I didn't do. On my "pink slip" it says I had a sexually explicit conversation, with a customer, which did NOT happen!

87.) Have you ever won a trophy, prize, or medal? If so, for what?
I won 2 trophies for my Pinewood Derby Cars, I won several prizes for school fund-raisers, and I've won a ton of art from raffles, here on FA.

88.) Do you have any posters, pictures, or art hanging on your walls in your room? If so, what are they?
I have some art of my Fursona on my walls, and a black and white drawing of Thor (Chris Hemsworth), with only his eyes colored in blue.

89.) Are you afraid of the dark? If so, why?
No. I love the dark.

90.)What is something that you’ve never done but would like to try?
Sky Diving

91.) If you could choose three famous people or characters to be friends with, who would you choose and why?
Stan Lee, because we've already met, and he's awesome.
Patrick Stewart, because we've also, already met, already he plays some of the other incredible characters, and he has a sexy accent. He's a genuinely joyful man, who absolutely loves what he does.
Emma Watson, because she's a very strong, kind, and witty woman, and she seems like she would be a really fun person to hang out with.

92.) Do you smile at strangers when you pass by them on the street?
Yes I do, because I might be the only smile they see all day.

93.) Do you have a favorite TV commercial? If so, what is it?
The Energizer Bunny Commercials.

94.) Do you like your handwriting?
Yes, when I don't write too fast.

95.) Cable TV or Netflix?
Netflix

96.) What are your favorite smells?
Clean Laundry, Anything with Garlic, Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice

97.) Do you consider yourself physically strong?
Yes, because I am in pain, every day of my life, and I power through my pain, and keep living through it, instead of giving up.

98.) Describe a time where you said something really rude or mean, whether intentional or not.
I told someone that they would not make a good father, because they were abusive.

99.) Do you ask strangers to pet their dogs?
No, because I'm allergic to dogs.

100.)What is your most embarrassing moment?
One that sticks out in my mind, the most, is when I was at Anthrocon 2015, and I was going to meet someone I admired, in person, for the first time, and 10 minutes after we met, I passed out, on the dance floor, from the strobe lights. I was so embarrassed, and I didn't think he would ever talk to me again. But he did, and we're pretty good friends! So, YAY! Happy Ending!

101.) Has anyone really close to you ever died? If so, who was it and how did you handle it?
I have lost several people, close to me. The most recent, being my Mom. I think I'm handling it, pretty well. I mean, I'm not jumping for joy, and I still cry some days, but it only happened 2 months ago... so... yeah......

102.) Describe your plan of action if you were home alone and you heard someone break into your house.
I have a firearm, and the clips are always loaded. They aren't IN the gun, unless I'm carrying, but I would call 911, and be as quiet as possible, and if they came toward me, if would use my pistol, to try to scare them off. If if had to shoot them, if would, but I think just having the gun aimed at them would make them turn tail, and run.

103.) If you were to be born again, would you want to be born male or female?
Male, so I wouldn't have to deal with monthly female troubles...

104.) What shampoo do you use?
Any 2 in 1, but usually VO5

105.) Guess the meaning of this word: ulotrichous.
Uhmmm.... I know it has something to do with hair, because of the "trich" part... I think the ulo, is like course or curly? Like African-American Hair?

106.) Do you let messages (phone, email, text, social media, etc…) build up, or do you have to look at them right away?
I usually check my texts right away, but other messages, I rarely check.

107.) Where is the nearest McDonalds to your house?
About a mile from here, in either direction. There are two, in my immediate area.

108.) If you had $1 billion and you had to spend it in exactly one week, what would you spend it on?
My bills, a new car, new washer and dryer, decent Bookshelves, a Cat Tower, a new stereo, to replace mine, that died last Spring, a shed, a new porch, with a ramp, and a roof, and a screened in area, so that I could let my cat out, and we could sit together on the porch. A place to live, for my Sissy, and I would put some away in savings for my nephew and niece, and give some to my Brother and his wife. I would also hire someone to come and help me, around my house, with cleaning, and cooking. I would also take the neighborhood cat, to the vet, and get her shots updated, and see if she and my cat would get along, so that I wouldn't have to see her outside, in the cold, in the Wintertime. I would give her a full-time home. I'd replace all the movies that my ex stole from me, all I'd make sure that my Book series were completed.

109.) What is the best thing you’ve ever eaten?
Fresh Sushi

110.) If you could go on a trip around the world with up to three people, who would you bring? (they can be people you know personally or famous people).
My Sissy, my friend, Chris, and my friend, Tyler.

111.) What expletive/ explicit phrase do you say most often?
Son of a...!

112.) What is your personal definition of success?
Being able to get out of bed, every day, and accomplish at least one task, around my house.

113.) How was your day today?
It was cold, and I have a lot of pain, in my knee, from a bad fall I had.

114.) What is the closest Big City you live by?
Either Philadelphia or Harrisburg

115.) Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes

116.) Do you hide anything from your parents?
I hid my rape, and subsequent pregnancy, and miscarriage from my Mom, for 12 years...

117.) If you could possess one talent, what would you be able to do?
Draw really well

118.) Ugly and smart or beautiful and stupid?
Ugly and Smart, because you can't cure stupid, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

119.) What is the worst thing you’ve ever seen in real life?
I saw a deer hit by a tractor trailer on the highway. It exploded.

120.) Use only 3 words to describe how you want your future to go.
Organized
Debt-Free
Stable

121.) QUICK! give me a few things a brick could be useful for
Building, holding a door open, breaking a window, to save an animal or baby from a locked hot/cold car

122.) If you could make a dream society, describe it in great detail where it would be, who would be in it, and what rules there would be?
It would be someplace that it never snows, and it would not get to hot, or too humid. It would be lush, and green there. Lots of beautiful plant life. People who have never had a loving home, would live there, and there would not be any violence allowed there. It would be a peaceful, serene, and loving place to live. Nobody would ever go without food, and everyone there would know what it felt like to be loved by someone.

123.) If you could make any animal miniature, what would you make and why?
A Giraffe, because they're cute, and quiet, and I could feed it my houseplants, so that it could live with me.

124.) What are your favorite candle scents?
Chocolate, Rustic Cabin, Midsummer Night, Green Tea & Bamboo

125.) If you HAD to have one plastic surgery, what would you get and why?
Breast Reduction, because they're too big, and hurt my back.

126.) Do you prefer to hang out with the same sex or the opposite sex?
Opposite sex.

127.) If you could make a charity, what would the profits go towards? How would you raise money for it?
Research to help find a cure, or better treatments for Complex Regional Pain Syndrome. I would sell my crafts, if I had the energy to do them...

128.) Describe the body you wish you had.
The one I have now, only healthy, and and out 100 lbs lighter. No chronic illness or pain, and no joint problems. I wouldn't need a Spinal Cord Stimulator to walk, and ic could do all the things that I used to be able to do, like bike, and Rollerblade, and rock climb.

129.) What do you want done with your body after you die?
I want to be cremated, and have a Weeping Willow planted in my ashes

130.) What three physical features do people compliment you most on? What do they say about them?
People say I have a nice Smile, that I have pretty eyes, and that I have nice boobs

131.) What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
A Mudslide

132.) Do you have a problematic friend?
Doesn't everyone?

133.) Are you more spontaneous or more of a planner?
I'm definitely more spontaneous, because I can't always plan ahead, because my body doesn't always cooperate.

134.) If you could change your full name, what would your name be?
I would change my name to my Fursona's name. MiLayna Grace Swiftpaws

135.) Name some of your favorite colors.
Periwinkle, Cerulean, Lavender, Plaid

136.) Have you ever been in legal trouble?
No.

137.) Do you find it easy to drop toxic people from your life that you’ve known for a long time?
Yes.

138.) Do you like children? Why or why not?
Yes, as long as they're well behaved, and not screaming.

139.) What is your zodiac sign?
Virgo

140.) Do you like to dance? Do you dance often? In front of other people?
I like to move it, move it!

141.) If you could speak three additional languages, what would they be?
Gaelic, Russian, and it guess Spanish, so it could understand and communicate with most of the American population... *sigh*

142.) If you could have your own business, what would you do?
I would knit.

143.) Where would you like to live?
Ireland or Scotland...

144.) What do you find most attractive about the opposite sex and same sex?
Eyes and hair, usually.

146.) How did your last kiss go down?
Uhmmm.... I don't kiss and tell, thank you very much

147.) Someone you miss.
My Mom

148.) Someone you love.
My Sissy

149.) Number of kids you want?
Already asked this question! Geez! 3... but I can't have my own.

150.) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Same place, only hopefully a lot cleaner, and a lot more organized, and happier.

Uhmmm..... where's #145? It's missing from this questionnaire! D: