Ask, and you shall receive?

Fingers crossed? Though the fact that I haven't been able to find anything is odd, considering how prompt the fandom is about this stuff. Practically an anomaly. XD

Got that right. This was a bad joke, but they even did that for Cool Cat.

If he gets weird porn, I think a unicorn will get porn, especially since we've never had that before, have we? /s

I mean so far, the show's had him slide down a stripper pole and had a lingering shot of his ass. They're practically begging for it! At this point, it's less a desire for porn and more being confused with passing up such an easy target.

If that's the case, then it might be the major flood of MLP stuff that hasn't fully subsided yet. It's considered a joke to a decent amount, so anyone making that could be potentially mocked for it. Perhaps just a little while longer-and maybe more good content to work with-and they'll do it!

And here I am, trying to give serious advice about making furry porn.

Porn of a unicorn on a show. ..... Okay.

I think it's BECAUSE it comes across as so desperate. Like 'Hey look at how wacky and inappropriate this is, this guy is perfect for rule 34.' It's not subversive enough to be fun for that crowd, he's not aesthetically appealing enough to be fun for that crowd, he's not old enough for the warped nostalgia crowd, he's not cool and powerful enough for the power fantasy crowd, he's not famous ENOUGH for the attention-seeking crowd, he's not QUITE terrible enough for porn of him to be trolling, there's just not really any appeal to him from any direction. He merely exists.

That's probably still enough to get him porn eventually, but in the meantime I'm actually a little proud.

Hah! Yeah, that actually sounds about right.

Rule 34 means that it should be.
I know how you feel, I have encountered the same thing with other shows and characters...
Just gotta keep checking the name here and on other sites.