At some point later today, I shall be celebrating my 26th year of displacing space and using up all of your air. I shall be doing so with a chili cheese pizza (Cincinnati style chili, that is), and playing Tony Hawks Downhill Jam for the DS which I shall be receiving. I'm also getting a Classics Grimlock. No idea what else.

You will all begin singing the most metal birthday song ever made.

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.p.....22107858625110

http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/do.....ay_dethday.mp3