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Silly Humans
7 years ago
I do this thing a lot, especially in online games, where I go up to people and *sniff their heads* or *lick their faces*... the primarily reaction is either bewilderment or flirting... mostly flirting. That's not why I'm doing it though. When I sniff you it's because I'm checking to see whether or not you're MINE! And when I lick you that means I'm marking you as MINE!
As in, I consider you to be my property or territory... and not really in a sexual way, more like... I think of you as a kitty toy for me to play with.
I do treat my toys differently though, some I like to scratch, bite and tear all apart... others I like carrying around with me and using as a kind of decoration.
...this is all metaphor by the by, I mean, I actually really do this, this is actually how I see people... some people I consider to be my personal toys... some to rip all apart, some to keep around like decorative action figures because I like how they look... and by "how they look" I mostly mean "what they make", as in the media they produce or I just happen to like the color of their soul.
Sometimes I think of it as "soul collecting". Not all human souls are the same, some are more colorful than others, some have shiny/sparkly bits, neat patterns, some make neat sounds when they vibrate.
In other "weird bits about me", physical looks are important as far as general attraction, but I personally value how a person sounds over their looks in most cases. Like I've met a lot of people I'd consider very attractive on the physical level... but then the minute they open their mouths and start talking... YIKES!
I especially like "weird" or "unusual" voices though, like people who have high pitch voices, or really low/deep voices, or accents I'm not familiar with.
On another note I've noticed that humans tend to just have two definitions of "love" when it comes to other humans, which are primarily centered around sexual attraction and familial connections. Where as I tend to have a whole multitude of "loves" when it comes to humans. For example I might love someone in the same way you might love your favorite recipe for pancakes or your favorite color or your favorite plushie.
There are a lot of people I love in that sense, not in a sexual sense, not in a familial sense or even in any relationship sense, but more so in an objectification sense... which for some reason I guess humans consider that to be bad... I'm not really sure why, seems very weird to me that you think you can't love other humans for aspects beyond their sexuality (which is already largely rooted in objectification) or their sense of self.
Same thing with relationships. You don't need to be in a relationship with someone to love someone and it doesn't need to be reciprocal either. Sort of like how humans will love idols or celebrities I guess, but it's like you don't understand that someone doesn't need to be an idol/celebrity for you to love them in that sense.
You can love other people even if they don't love or even care about you or even if they don't even know who you are. Sort of like... love from a distance. You can do that... you can love from a distance. Might not be sexual love, might not even be relational/reciprocal love... but that's okay. You can love a person like you love your favorite song.
As in, I consider you to be my property or territory... and not really in a sexual way, more like... I think of you as a kitty toy for me to play with.
I do treat my toys differently though, some I like to scratch, bite and tear all apart... others I like carrying around with me and using as a kind of decoration.
...this is all metaphor by the by, I mean, I actually really do this, this is actually how I see people... some people I consider to be my personal toys... some to rip all apart, some to keep around like decorative action figures because I like how they look... and by "how they look" I mostly mean "what they make", as in the media they produce or I just happen to like the color of their soul.
Sometimes I think of it as "soul collecting". Not all human souls are the same, some are more colorful than others, some have shiny/sparkly bits, neat patterns, some make neat sounds when they vibrate.
In other "weird bits about me", physical looks are important as far as general attraction, but I personally value how a person sounds over their looks in most cases. Like I've met a lot of people I'd consider very attractive on the physical level... but then the minute they open their mouths and start talking... YIKES!
I especially like "weird" or "unusual" voices though, like people who have high pitch voices, or really low/deep voices, or accents I'm not familiar with.
On another note I've noticed that humans tend to just have two definitions of "love" when it comes to other humans, which are primarily centered around sexual attraction and familial connections. Where as I tend to have a whole multitude of "loves" when it comes to humans. For example I might love someone in the same way you might love your favorite recipe for pancakes or your favorite color or your favorite plushie.
There are a lot of people I love in that sense, not in a sexual sense, not in a familial sense or even in any relationship sense, but more so in an objectification sense... which for some reason I guess humans consider that to be bad... I'm not really sure why, seems very weird to me that you think you can't love other humans for aspects beyond their sexuality (which is already largely rooted in objectification) or their sense of self.
Same thing with relationships. You don't need to be in a relationship with someone to love someone and it doesn't need to be reciprocal either. Sort of like how humans will love idols or celebrities I guess, but it's like you don't understand that someone doesn't need to be an idol/celebrity for you to love them in that sense.
You can love other people even if they don't love or even care about you or even if they don't even know who you are. Sort of like... love from a distance. You can do that... you can love from a distance. Might not be sexual love, might not even be relational/reciprocal love... but that's okay. You can love a person like you love your favorite song.
