Taking the Fursona Question Meme
8 years ago
General
I saw this in a journal by
otakutsukonko
These rules don't suck that much.
RULES :
1. Pick a character you've created.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were that character.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal (if you want to)
____________________________________________________________________________________
OK... here goes.
Character picked:
Cutter Cat
1. What is your name?
Cutter Cat (the Sabertooth)
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Well, rumor has it that it is because I am long in the tooth, so to say, but it might be because I sport a pair of razor sharp Saber teefes.
3. Single or taken?
I am Single, but why do you ask? Are you trying to change that for me?
4. Have any abilities or powers?
I'm a talking Sabertooth... ain't that enough... jeez!
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
You would seriously say that to a Sabertooth? You are braver than I thought!
6. What's your eye color?
Which one... the green/yellow one, or the OTHER green/yellow one?
7. How about hair color?
Well, I'm sorta a brownish golden all over with cream colored undersides.
8. Have you any family members?
I have an uncle Bob. You know him? Bob Cat?
9. Oh? How about pets?
My pets don't digest... er last too long.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
TAR PITS are the PITS! Did I mention that I don't like tar pits?
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I like to hunt in convention hotel elevators. Prey can't run very far in an elevator, and I'm a lazy predator at heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvU466TYWxY
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Naw... The consensus opinion is that encounters with me are pretty painless.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
I don't know for sure your friend got on the elevator *burp* with me. He isn't here NOW! Go talk to my lawyer. Wow! You get convicted ONCE for felonious carnivore assault and they never let you forget it. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9435996/
14. What kind of animal are you?
I am a Smilodon Populator. In layman's terms, that's the REALLY BIG Sabertooth.
15. Name your worst habits.
I tell bad fox jokes, so I guess that makes me a speciesist.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
My pal Calamity Cougar. He has such good taste in lawn ornamentation.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Straight as string... not the loopy string, but the straight kind of point A to point B string.
18. Do you go to school?
Yeah, the school of hard knocks. Ever try taking down a giant ground sloth?
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I'm 10,008 years old. I'm a little beyond that, and aren't kids baby goats? In that case, I guess I could have a kid... as an hors d'oeuvre.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
None that have survived the inside scoop on Sabertooths. *burp.
21. What are you most afraid of?
TAR! TAR WILL KILL YOU!!!
22. What do you usually wear?
Usually I go au naturel, but occasionally I will sport a bandana or a tee/jersey.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
I like Giant Ground Sloth, but I can't seem to find any lately.
24. Am I annoying you?
You ARE still alive, aren't you?
25. Well, it's still not over!
OK, Captain Obvious! NOW you are starting to annoy me.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Hunger knows no class!
27. How many friends do you have?
All the Furries who take the stairs at the con. Take the elevators at your own risk!
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
A picture is worth a thousand words... https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9760834/
30. Favorite drink?
The well renowned staple of Furries everywhere, Mountain Dew! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/10963031/
31. What's your favorite place?
The elevator.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Why yes. Are you going to ride up to my room in the elevator?
33. That was a stupid question.
Well, if you are the one asking the questions... who am I to argue?
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Neither. No self respecting person of the feline persuasion would be caught dead swimming around like a paddle-footed canine.
35. What's your type?
Curvy female Sabertooths are my type.
36. Any fetishes?
I loves my hugs.
37. Seme or uke?
Wha... huh?
38. Camping or indoors?
I love the outdoors. ICE AGE, BABY!!!
39. Tag People!
I only tag people with my teefes.
If you want to steal this questionnaire from me and do it, then go for it.
Just please be sure to link it to me in the comments so I can read your answers too... and be sure to ALWAYS take the elevator at the con.
otakutsukonkoThese rules don't suck that much.
RULES :
1. Pick a character you've created.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were that character.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal (if you want to)
____________________________________________________________________________________
OK... here goes.
Character picked:
Cutter Cat
1. What is your name?
Cutter Cat (the Sabertooth)
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Well, rumor has it that it is because I am long in the tooth, so to say, but it might be because I sport a pair of razor sharp Saber teefes.
3. Single or taken?
I am Single, but why do you ask? Are you trying to change that for me?
4. Have any abilities or powers?
I'm a talking Sabertooth... ain't that enough... jeez!
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
You would seriously say that to a Sabertooth? You are braver than I thought!
6. What's your eye color?
Which one... the green/yellow one, or the OTHER green/yellow one?
7. How about hair color?
Well, I'm sorta a brownish golden all over with cream colored undersides.
8. Have you any family members?
I have an uncle Bob. You know him? Bob Cat?
9. Oh? How about pets?
My pets don't digest... er last too long.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
TAR PITS are the PITS! Did I mention that I don't like tar pits?
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I like to hunt in convention hotel elevators. Prey can't run very far in an elevator, and I'm a lazy predator at heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvU466TYWxY
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Naw... The consensus opinion is that encounters with me are pretty painless.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
I don't know for sure your friend got on the elevator *burp* with me. He isn't here NOW! Go talk to my lawyer. Wow! You get convicted ONCE for felonious carnivore assault and they never let you forget it. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9435996/
14. What kind of animal are you?
I am a Smilodon Populator. In layman's terms, that's the REALLY BIG Sabertooth.
15. Name your worst habits.
I tell bad fox jokes, so I guess that makes me a speciesist.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
My pal Calamity Cougar. He has such good taste in lawn ornamentation.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Straight as string... not the loopy string, but the straight kind of point A to point B string.
18. Do you go to school?
Yeah, the school of hard knocks. Ever try taking down a giant ground sloth?
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I'm 10,008 years old. I'm a little beyond that, and aren't kids baby goats? In that case, I guess I could have a kid... as an hors d'oeuvre.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
None that have survived the inside scoop on Sabertooths. *burp.
21. What are you most afraid of?
TAR! TAR WILL KILL YOU!!!
22. What do you usually wear?
Usually I go au naturel, but occasionally I will sport a bandana or a tee/jersey.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
I like Giant Ground Sloth, but I can't seem to find any lately.
24. Am I annoying you?
You ARE still alive, aren't you?
25. Well, it's still not over!
OK, Captain Obvious! NOW you are starting to annoy me.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Hunger knows no class!
27. How many friends do you have?
All the Furries who take the stairs at the con. Take the elevators at your own risk!
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
A picture is worth a thousand words... https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9760834/
30. Favorite drink?
The well renowned staple of Furries everywhere, Mountain Dew! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/10963031/
31. What's your favorite place?
The elevator.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Why yes. Are you going to ride up to my room in the elevator?
33. That was a stupid question.
Well, if you are the one asking the questions... who am I to argue?
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Neither. No self respecting person of the feline persuasion would be caught dead swimming around like a paddle-footed canine.
35. What's your type?
Curvy female Sabertooths are my type.
36. Any fetishes?
I loves my hugs.
37. Seme or uke?
Wha... huh?
38. Camping or indoors?
I love the outdoors. ICE AGE, BABY!!!
39. Tag People!
I only tag people with my teefes.
If you want to steal this questionnaire from me and do it, then go for it.
Just please be sure to link it to me in the comments so I can read your answers too... and be sure to ALWAYS take the elevator at the con.
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Great joke! ^__^
For a second there I thought you were saying you had hetrochromia!
*giggles about "Uncle Bob"*
Besides employees at La Brea, who actually DOES like tar pits? Yes. They're the pits!
Well, I'll have to hope that there will be escalators or stairs if I need to get to the second or third floors at the convention I'm attending later this month. Thanks for the proper warning.
Now, who is this "concensus" from exactly?
Hmmm, I think I've heard of Smilodon (means you have a great big smile, right?) but not heard of this Populator... does that mean you're extra virile and make lots of babies?
What sort of fox jokes? I happen to be Part fox...
So string that's attached to a couple pins on a map? Aww... Guess that means you're not interested in me trying to change #3 for you. Heh. ^_^
For something as slow as I'd imagine Giant Ground Sloths to be, I certainly haven't seen any myself either... perhaps they became fast as an adaptation to predators?
What are your thoughts on Mountain Dew ICE?
*gives you another hug*
The question is asking if you're a dom or sub, top or bottom. It's a Japanese thing.
Your last comment contradicts what you said in #27...
Talking about eye color, the question should ask about eyes color.
OH... You know my Uncle Bob?
Yeah... Those tar pits are awful. They put nice juicy Mammoths in them, and the next thing you know, you're a fossil.
Oh. The thing about the elevator wasn't really a warning. Well, it was, kinda, but you know herbivores. They're forgetful.
The consensus opinion about hurting someone? It is the consensus opinion of ALL Sabertooths that encounters with Sabertooths are relatively painless... and quick.
Nice try on the interpretation of my species name. Smilodon means "tooth shaped like double edged knife" and Populator means "the destroyer" and IS a real species.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smilodon Of course this doesn't mean I'm adverse to making lots of babies.
Fox jokes... well, they're mostly naughty fox jokes. Here's a relatively tame one. Q: What is the worst thing about stopping a fox from having sex? A: You have to bury the body.
Unless you are a curvy female Sabertooth... no.
I think all the greedy humans ate them.
I do like Mountain Dew Ice. It combines two things I love. Mountain Dew and ICE AGE, Baby!
*hugs back with a toothy smile*
Yeah... I had to look that one up though.
If you go look at the Ice Age movie, there's a scene where Sid the Sloth is looking at the cave drawings and makes a comment how the Sabertooths are playing tag with the other animals,
with their teeth.
I didn't say that I didn't have any friends, I only said how I "tag" people.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob%27s_your_uncle
Is tar flammable? perhaps there could be a giant mammoth barbeque.
I had no idea, herbivores are forgetful? Hmm, I'll have to remember that. Maybe find a way to use that to my advantage. Heh heh. ^_^
Hmm, I see. The largest of the Sabre Cats from what I could glean from the Wiki entry.
Ouch. I'd prefer the naughty jokes over the dark ones...
Yeah, guess not. Also, I thought all sabertooths are curvy... in the teeth at least. ^_^
I suppose that IS a possibility...
You Liked the ice age? Or do you mean those movies?
And the drink doesn't seem to have anything to do with either, it's like a Sprite-flavored Mtn Dew.
I think they expected those who filled this in to look that up. Unless you're a certain type, you're not likely to know it.
Ever play tag that didn't end with those who were "tagged" disappear for good?
And there you have it.
Those Mammoths would take forever to cook, and where am I going to find a six foot ear of corn to go with it?
Oh yes. They are forgetful. Every time I try to join a group of them, they say, "Forget you!."
See? Told ya so.
Decorum prevents me from relating the REALLY naughty fox jokes here.
Right, though most artists screw that up.
Greedy snakafrakinshootnflickin hoomans!
Both. I like mixed drinks.
Not that I'm against anything, but I'm not the type, plus, I'm not that much into anime, anyway.
*Pleads the 5th*
I think you can find them in Olivia, Minnesota.
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/4026
Then where CAN you relate the "REALLY naughty" fox jokes? Hmm? ^_^
Have you ever combined sodas at the soda fountain? My dad called that a Shipwreck.
Well, of course you're not. It's about gay manga and hentai, called Yaoi. (pronounced Yah-wee)
Being aloof with that last question, eh? So, never played the game of tag with a fellow Smilodon? (or other Sabertooth-type)
That's some serious corn! I wonder how long I would have to boil it before I could eat it.
I am putting the REALLY naughty jokes in Keefur's upcoming joke book. He's tweaking it and adding a bit more material.
I like putting Fanta Orange and Mountain Dew together. I call it a "Mountain Sunrise".
I got that from the definition. I didn't know about the Yaoi part though.
No... professional courtesy.