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A normal day in coffee place

8 years ago General

- What would u like, sir?
- You to push me against the wall and fuck my brains out. And to win the lottery
- This is a coffeeshop sir.
- Oh, right. An espresso then!

17 Comments

Derg

8 years ago

You should consider asking me that Lizzy
Not the espresso~

Lizeron ~lizeron

OP

Ho Lizard

8 years ago

gimme the jackpot Nol!!!!

Derg

8 years ago

You know I'd always be happy to give you that, Lizzy ^^

Ryuuokami ~ryuuokami

Watcher

8 years ago

I guess that’s one way to ask for cream in your coffee. owo

Lizeron ~lizeron

OP

Ho Lizard

8 years ago

I have seen a few waiters that are so alpha, it hurts. They are the types that make u wanna beg for their tip, not give them one!

Fluffbutt Dan

8 years ago

Clearly you've been the customer here

Lizeron ~lizeron

OP

Ho Lizard

8 years ago

i am not being satisfied by the waiter! ;~: What a nasty coffeeshop!

Fluffbutt Dan

8 years ago

I offer better services

monroethelizard ~monroethelizard

Liz Extraordinaire

8 years ago

"He made the first move by calling me sir! Everyone knows I'm into that!"

Lizeron ~lizeron

OP

Ho Lizard

8 years ago

Damn him for teasing me, right!?

Writerman

8 years ago

Maybe you wouldn't have these problems if you didn't drink so much coffee! :D

Lizeron ~lizeron

OP

Ho Lizard

8 years ago

I only drink like 5 coffees daily. That has nothing to do with me winning the lottery tho!

A golden pawprint

LaPatte ~lapatte

Artist Mewtwo

8 years ago

employee of the month for keeping composure and getting me a coffee after ;p

Lizeron ~lizeron

OP

Ho Lizard

8 years ago

>:L if he was a real man, he'd have given me his phone number!

A golden pawprint

LaPatte ~lapatte

Artist Mewtwo

8 years ago

fair point but atleast he knows where to find you for seconds if you work there!

TheJoyfulDragon ~thejoyfuldragon

Overly horny kobold artist

8 years ago

>:3c

Libragon ~libragon

Idiot Sandwich

8 years ago

*judges you in derg*

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