To my coworkers:
16 years ago
General
You suck. Well most of you, anyway. Stop calling me on Sunday mornings expecting me to pick up. I'm not home unless I've been scheduled to work that day.
Brook- you work well but since you literally walked out of the door today, I've decided that you suck. Because of you my day off was ruined. No jetskiing out on the lake for me. No more training sessions/fresh veggies for the birds today. Oh, and I don't really get to work on commissions, either. Thanks man. You suck.
Pat- Honestly you just tick me off. Stop changing my schedule and then "forgetting" to call me to say that you've changed it. Also, stop leaving me by myself to work in the early afternoon. I can't handle getting rushed. I need at least ONE other person there to make things run smooth. Customers get furious with only one person working.
Melissa- Take a long, long hike kid. I bloody hope you don't CRY every day at the other jobs you take on. Oh, and please stop making friends with people just so you can talk trash about them later. Although I never befriended you because I could see how stupid you were, it made me mad that you talked crap on people who I like working with.
Chris- O.k., so I don't really hate you at all. But quit being such a jerk to Kristi. Yes, her boyfriend is messed up, but you totally don't have to jump on her for his faults. Other than that I have no issue with you. You're pretty awesome and funny.
Brook- you work well but since you literally walked out of the door today, I've decided that you suck. Because of you my day off was ruined. No jetskiing out on the lake for me. No more training sessions/fresh veggies for the birds today. Oh, and I don't really get to work on commissions, either. Thanks man. You suck.
Pat- Honestly you just tick me off. Stop changing my schedule and then "forgetting" to call me to say that you've changed it. Also, stop leaving me by myself to work in the early afternoon. I can't handle getting rushed. I need at least ONE other person there to make things run smooth. Customers get furious with only one person working.
Melissa- Take a long, long hike kid. I bloody hope you don't CRY every day at the other jobs you take on. Oh, and please stop making friends with people just so you can talk trash about them later. Although I never befriended you because I could see how stupid you were, it made me mad that you talked crap on people who I like working with.
Chris- O.k., so I don't really hate you at all. But quit being such a jerk to Kristi. Yes, her boyfriend is messed up, but you totally don't have to jump on her for his faults. Other than that I have no issue with you. You're pretty awesome and funny.
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Yes.
And that's all she does too. Is yours overweight?
I just want a new job. It's just one more reason that I absolutely hate having to work with hungry customers. They're slow, stupid, demanding, indecisive, and they think the workers are bumbling idiots. Oh, and they're deaf, I swear. (Or maybe it's selective hearing?)