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Noises are soundy
16 years ago
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There's a dog constantly barking, I hear it. I've seen it once and one of its eyes looks in the opposite direction like it's monitoring everything at once. It's pretty old I guess, I shouldn't be mad at it but I just don't like it. Damn thing, I bet the dog's one eye is looking up at me while the other watches a squirrel run around outside. In other news I had a short burst of diarrhea, my toilet looked like an episode of the Pirates of the Dark Water. That is all, thanks for reading.
