Guh, I was watching a few minutes of king of the hill just now, I realised why I stopped watching it, Hank is the biggest douche bag ever! And he pulls that off by trying to act under the guise of being manly.

"Selling propane is a mans mans kinda job.."

and in this episode apparently bobby isn't aloud to cook because it isn't manly however when asked to help that balding friend of his to clean up the guys home and help him cook for a family reunion, bobby gets told to help with the barbecue and he's all "I thought I wasn't aloud to cook", hank replies "it isn't cooking its barbecueing", words could not describe the groan that I made as he leaned my head back over the couch and gave a heavy sigh.

This! was the reason I stopped watching king of the hill because the king on the hill is a dick.