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16 years ago
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EF is on the horizon. I've packed the J-lube and rubber gloves and I will have two inflatable sheep this year as I don't want a repeat of last years debacle, that was just plain unhygienic
Where are you staying?
In The Ringberg.
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday
Who will you be with?
Hard to say; I want to have a good natter with Agrajag, Albrecht,
kurtbatz Giro and 
wruf
Do you do free art or trades?
Trades, maybe, but not at the con. Free art, depends how drunk I am when you ask me, although the probability of me saying ‘yes’ is inversely proportional to the quality of the art produced.
Do you do commissions/badges?
Yes, but not at the con. I have business cards, if you want something you can have one of those and drop me an email. Cons are too stressful for art.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Um, No, but I might be able to do prints on request. Again, ask for a card and email me.
What suit(s) will you have?
I have a white t-shirt with a lightening bolt stenciled on the side, does that count?
Can I dance with you?
Yes, you may dance on me as well, as long as you don’t expect money in your G-string
You're talking to someone, and I would like to say hi, but don't know how, what can I do?
Whatever you would normally do, social conventions and rituals still apply at cons.
What is your gender?
Eunuch
How old are you?
168
How tall are you?
Does it matter?
Are you mated?
At the moment, no, but that does not mean I want to be molested in the sauna.
Can I touch you?
What, intimately?
Can I talk to you?
Uh, yes.
Can I hug you?
Probably, depends on hygiene and the time of night.
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Not sure why you’d want to, but OK.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Please do! I might do bad art for you if you do!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes, excessively, and no, not generally.
Can I give you lots of money?
Only if you claim to be a deposed Nigerian monarch or businessman.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
We’ve been through this…
Can we hang out?
I don’t see why not, I’m not a total misanthrope.
Are you nice?
I’m just peachy.
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
I’m British, I’ll be at the bar.
Other cons you may go to?
RBW
Where are you staying?
In The Ringberg.
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday
Who will you be with?
Hard to say; I want to have a good natter with Agrajag, Albrecht,
kurtbatz Giro and 
wrufDo you do free art or trades?
Trades, maybe, but not at the con. Free art, depends how drunk I am when you ask me, although the probability of me saying ‘yes’ is inversely proportional to the quality of the art produced.
Do you do commissions/badges?
Yes, but not at the con. I have business cards, if you want something you can have one of those and drop me an email. Cons are too stressful for art.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Um, No, but I might be able to do prints on request. Again, ask for a card and email me.
What suit(s) will you have?
I have a white t-shirt with a lightening bolt stenciled on the side, does that count?
Can I dance with you?
Yes, you may dance on me as well, as long as you don’t expect money in your G-string
You're talking to someone, and I would like to say hi, but don't know how, what can I do?
Whatever you would normally do, social conventions and rituals still apply at cons.
What is your gender?
Eunuch
How old are you?
168
How tall are you?
Does it matter?
Are you mated?
At the moment, no, but that does not mean I want to be molested in the sauna.
Can I touch you?
What, intimately?
Can I talk to you?
Uh, yes.
Can I hug you?
Probably, depends on hygiene and the time of night.
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Not sure why you’d want to, but OK.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Please do! I might do bad art for you if you do!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes, excessively, and no, not generally.
Can I give you lots of money?
Only if you claim to be a deposed Nigerian monarch or businessman.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
We’ve been through this…
Can we hang out?
I don’t see why not, I’m not a total misanthrope.
Are you nice?
I’m just peachy.
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
I’m British, I’ll be at the bar.
Other cons you may go to?
RBW
I'm running out if virgins.
He also added to my repertoire The Sad Trombone and The Swanee Whistle. You may thank him for my delicious comedy sound entourage u_u