Uhm...how about... BEER

After you knock back a beer or two... dozen, it can be quite easy to get knocked up. :P

clever. Is there a reference to a certain recent story in there somewhere? lol, joke.

how about... GRIN

The large stallion could not hold back a grin, this hole was the tightest he's ever taken!

erf....uhm... ACORN
*has made it a goal to stump you*

It's fun to rattle an inflatable fur around after you pop a whole lot of acorns into their belly, just no humping... the edges can be sharp in there.

oof, good one. How about...polyurithane?

Polyurithane, when utilized right, can turn your partner into the sexy, plastic-coated sex toy of your dreams!

Encumbered

If you've just been mounted by a swarm of twelve horny, egg heavy wyverns, then by the time they let you go, your gut is going to get encumbered, very fast.

....-drool-

uhm...*ahem* Seaman

One seaman among many may be the best hung of them all. :P

not what I expected but still kinky. ^^'

Hmmm...SOLIPSISTIC!

Hmmm... if you were solipsistic, then autofellatio may be your only option for getting head. *grin*

crap, that was my last big defense...

autonomous

An autonomous machine may be able to give you the humping of your life, but where's the love? ^.^

there has got to be a word you can't use...

Peristalis

For many tentacle-based egglaying creatures, peristalis is the way to go!

*twitch* kinky...*drools* You could get story ideas from all this!

uhm...er...Necrosis!

Not that I'm into that sort of thing, once necrosis sets in somewhere, it can make a great spot for a 'fourth hole.'



Ewwww...

*shudders* creepy, but for some it could be kinky...okay uhm...stay away from medical terms then?

........teeth

Yes, stay away from that sort of term, ick. -.-
But this is still a writing challenge! XD

Once a dragon sneaks up behind you and sinks his teeth into your shoulder in a mating bite, you're not going anywhere.

*shivers* rough love.

hmm...Knots

To have a knot tie under your tail, and keep you locked with your mate, is one of the best feelings in the world. ^^

I had the plural of the word but fine...

Poly-Fiber

One should not make sex toys from poly-fiber; much too fragile.

this is hard...but arousing. (lol, bad pun)

mmm...protractor

You can't find the right angle to pound someone's prostate with a protractor; it takes a lot of patience and practice. ^^

O-o didn't imagine that kind of sentence.

for the heck of it: alien

you two make a very interesting pair. LOL how long do you think you guys can keep this up?

I'm not sure, but I'm going to give a good word this time.

esophagus

*laughs at the new word and gets comfy* this is gonna be good

After you knock back a beer or two... dozen, it can be quite easy to get knocked up. :P

republican

Unlike your average republican, I <3 the kinky things in life!

spleen

:3

You would have to hump into someone incredibly far to bump into their spleen. :P

You got me o.o..hummm...

rawrble <---

Rawrble, a sound you will likely make after a good half hour of getting humped. :P

qwerty <---

n.n

Qwerty keyboards make slightly better sex toys to grind against than dvorak, but you still won't manage to write the next masterpiece.

Damn you are good at this

I do what I can. ^^

District

Sure, there's many things in the red light district, but I'll tell you; the real fun is in the mauve district. :P

*Giggles* Nice! How about. Calender

Only once a calender month is not nearly often enough to be mounted by a horny dragon. :P

Antidisistblishmentarianism

Antidisistblishmentarianism is a very long word and hard to link to sex... so... I like penis. :P

*Giggles* I had to see if ya could.

*smiles* Even I have my limits

*does naughty things for you to make up for it*

*PUrrrrss* Ohh you

Try these...
quaternary
hetrodyne
asynchronous
covalent
boson
googleplex
biphase

Do have fun...

The asynchronous humping of a googleplex of foxes; an inherently dangerous event, has the potential to cause the covalent bonds of the localized universe to go astray. This could lead to all sorts of unpredictable results, such as biphasic boson clusters traveling at hyper-relative speeds. The problem might be mitigated by setting up a oscillating heterodyne event to cycle through the whole group. One miscalculation though... and we very well may end up in the quaternary phase of the Cenozoic era.

O.-.O Just WOW man

Splendidly specious stuff, sir!!

Glad you enjoyed yourself... recov
rered from the imagining of a googolplex of randy reds yet?! (as long as you don't then think of Tribbles - and then Shatner).

That would be just too many foxes... and that's coming from a fox! *giggles*

But no... no tribble orgies. Though, surprised Shatner doesn't have a tribble wig. :P

mechanical

Mechanical arms, tentacles, even thrusting machines; they are all so very much fun! ^^

omnipotence, then

While it can get in the way of spontaneity, omnipotence can lead you to have a very fun sex life; you know EXACTLY what your partner wants. :P

System :3

With a system of valves, pumps, and other little things, a very interesting time can be had without needing anyone else in the room... just be sure you know where the off button is! *grin*

What if someone moves it!? D:

stark

A white-latex-covered cock stands out in stark contrast to most anything... except maybe an ice dragon.

A white-latex-covered cock stands out in stark contrast to most anything... except maybe an ice dragon.