In an alternate universe, I see that I'm slowly, slowly... coming around to considering murdering people I don't know, so I can take their job...

Cut to the Real-World: Yeah right. If it were only so easy. *low, lethal growl...* Of course, work in prison for such a course of action would earn more than I'm earning right now--which is jack shxt. Maybe... *glances at knives* Nah, the position of Prison Pimp is pretty difficult to get when you don't have gang history and a reputation inside the pen yet.