Anything by Sparklehorse... like this: https://genius.com/Sparklehorse-spi.....t-ditch-lyrics

Nearly this entire song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nJ30dodvdc

From Gone Guru:

Now I wake up every morning with a fat cup o' piss / My third eye's open, so gimme some Swiss Miss / Saw a thirty-foot pharaoh walkin' down your street / Though I was down with God, I had to yell "Retreat!"

"Fish Heads" by Barnes & Barnes - look forDr. Demento.

Manfred Mann's Earth Band:

Madman drummers bummers
Indians in the summer
With a teenage diplomat.

Pretty much the whole Blinded By the Light song.

Rush Limbaugh's newest bump music "Prisencolinensinainciusol" https://youtu.be/6bc7BuLi1kw Supposedly what Italians think English lyrics are saying

Well, if it counts, Revolution #9 probably tops most things for strange lyrics.

Personally I don't think that bit from Red Barchetta is that strange: The song is doing the common 70s/80s Sci-Fi bit of "the oil is running out and they're going to ban cars!" and the protagonist, (who is blatantly flouting the law), just ran into the cops.

Loser by Beck is a wild one