I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A FURCON D:
16 years ago
...But I'll be at EF! :D
Sure ... me too ;)
Where are you staying?
At the Ringberg Hotel
What day are you getting there?
The 27th, around 5:30pm
Who will you be with?

Do you do free art or trades, commissions, prints, sell anything etc. etc.
No.
What suit(s) will you have?
Possibly a black one.
Can I dance with you?
If I'm not too tired or shy. I can't dance though.
You're talking to someone, and I would like to say hi, but don't know how, what can I do?
I don't know why you'd want to talk to me, but you should wait for a pause in the conversation, then say hi and introduce yourself.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
I'll be 39 by con time.
How tall are you?
1.78m
Are you mated?
Yes
Can I touch you?
In the course of normal social discourse, yes.
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Can I hug you?
Are you clean?
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Knock yourself out.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
A few drinks, sure :)
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
No smokes, a little booze.
Can I give you lots of money?
Yes! As much as you like!
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if you're on my short list.
Can we hang out?
Depends if we like each other.
Are you nice?
How early in the day is it, and have I been fed recently?
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
I don't know, really. I'll be checking things out.
Sure ... me too ;)
Where are you staying?
At the Ringberg Hotel
What day are you getting there?
The 27th, around 5:30pm
Who will you be with?

Do you do free art or trades, commissions, prints, sell anything etc. etc.
No.
What suit(s) will you have?
Possibly a black one.
Can I dance with you?
If I'm not too tired or shy. I can't dance though.
You're talking to someone, and I would like to say hi, but don't know how, what can I do?
I don't know why you'd want to talk to me, but you should wait for a pause in the conversation, then say hi and introduce yourself.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
I'll be 39 by con time.
How tall are you?
1.78m
Are you mated?
Yes
Can I touch you?
In the course of normal social discourse, yes.
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Can I hug you?
Are you clean?
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Knock yourself out.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
A few drinks, sure :)
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
No smokes, a little booze.
Can I give you lots of money?
Yes! As much as you like!
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if you're on my short list.
Can we hang out?
Depends if we like each other.
Are you nice?
How early in the day is it, and have I been fed recently?
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
I don't know, really. I'll be checking things out.
FA+

These memes are actually very telling. :}
I chuckled a few times reading this, especially the part about you only being nice if it's past morning and you have been fed recently.