got this from the kaline on LJ figured i'd put it here cause no one reads my LJ
but then maybe no one should read this...

rules: one pass token allowed

Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances
nope.. but House is hot..

Ablutophilia: sexual attraction to bathing, showers or other methods of washing oneself
umm not really? soaping up can be fun but i dont get off on it...

Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility
heh.. kinda.. i have a thing for BDJ's... and of being one myself so i guess yeah..

Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain
heh.. yep.. but it takes a certain method..

Acrotomophilia: sexual attraction to amputees
.... um.. a little.. -blushes..-

Andromimetophilia: sexual attraction towards female-to-male transsexuals
hehe yeeeah...

Apotemnophilia: sex arousal associated with being, becoming, or being perceived as an amputee
yes yes yes.. oh gods thats a fun one...

Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools
oh man.. jets in spas.. niiiice.. this ones a big yes

Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism
um no.. i like being barefoot but its not sexual

Asphyxiophilia: sexual arousal from self-strangulation
mmmm yeeah.. fun..

Autogynephilia: a male's sexual arousal in response to the image of himself as female
um... im not male.. but i like to imagine i am sometimes.. but im not trans... so i dunno..

Biastophilia: sexual arousal from assault and rape
oh my god yes..

Chremastistophilia: sexual arousal from being robbed or being held up
a little..

Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of a widely differing chronological age
i have no problem with older guys.. but i dunno if its a kink...

Claustrophilia: sexual arousal from being confined in a small space
im a claustrophobe... but i can see how that would be fun pushing boundaries are awesome

Clinophilia: sometimes characterised as a love of beds
i like sooooft sheets... but i dont think this is a kink..

Contactriphillia: sexual arousal from touching or being touched by plug sockets/wall outlets
ick no electricity scares me... but im fascinated

Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces. It's strictly related to Fecophilia, sexual arousal from defecation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself
ick groooos nuuuu SO SO ick

Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
yeeah..

Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting
ick grooss

Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation
yes yes yes

Erotic lactation (also galactophilia or lactophilia): sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women
eww gross no thank you EVER

Exhibitionism (also autagonistophilia or peodeiktophilia): the recurrent urge to or enacting of exposing one's genitals to unsuspecting persons; also, sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties.
i wouldnt want to see the people watching.. but it is kinda arousing to know i could be caught.. or seen.. i just dont want to see the watchers..

Food play: sexual arousal from food, also termed sitophilia
no.. just.. no.. messy

Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body
ew ewww ewwwwww oh gods that is scary

Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture
i'd like to try it but i dunno

Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person
hehe yeah kinda

Gerontophilia: sexual arousal from significantly older partners
ive been with much older guys.. and its not that they are older its that they know what they are doing... experience is hot

Gynemimetophilia sexual attraction towards male-to-female transsexuals
yeah yeeah .. heheheh

Hebephilia: sexual attraction to pubescent children
.... i was active early so i can dig that a little.. it sucked not being able to do anything cause i was young.. but i can only get into the fem side of it cause i put myself in that place

Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender
hehe would that make me a Homovestite? hehe thats kinda fun

Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal
as a fur.. well yeah.. duh?

Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes
hehe maaabye

Infantophilia: sexual attraction to children three years old or younger
oh GODS NO!!!

Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors
sometimes thats fun.. but i usually avoid mirrors

Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things
um no...

Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas
heh.
yeah

Knismolagnia: sexual arousal from being tickled
yeees

Lust murder (also homicidophilia or erotophonophilia): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
no..

Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants, giantessess or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia)—the opposite of microphilia
i wanna sleep on a giant boob

Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer
yes

Mazophilia: sexual arousal from the breasts of a woman
hehe bewbs are fun..

Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts—the opposite of macrophilia
also can see how that would be fun

Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials
Nuuuuu. grooooooss

Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner
not really i like them being used ON me though...

Nasophilia: sexual arousal from touching the nose of a person
kinda?

Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses
NO!

Neophilia: sexual arousal from what is new
Um...what? .. no.. "oh yay a new dildo!! oh crap now i need a new one?" weird..

Nyctophilia: sexual arousal from darkness or night
yeeah thats about a 2 percent helper... but it wont get me off..

Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal associated with biting or being bitten
Dear god yes.

Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors.
some stuff smellls NIIIICE

Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby
ummm no.. no thanks

Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins
been there done that.. no thanks... its just awkward, boring and quick...

Partialism: exaggerated sexual interest in a non-genital very specific body part
Nah.

Paedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children
NO!!!

Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art
most of the time art is just something pretty to look at. erotic stories though.. that's another story.. hehe pun..

Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals and/or people dressed in animal costumes
hehe could be fun.. but i imagine that could be quite uncomfortable if you overheat..

Podophilia: sexual attraction to human feet
Nah, feet don't do much at all for me, paws make me happy though.

Pup-play: human animal roleplay utilizing canine characteristics or identities
not tso much with the canine aspect..

Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire
mm fire.. good times

Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain
yeeah its fun..

Salirophila: sexual arousal by soiling (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner
like covering in dirt or motor oil?.. hmm i dunno but being covered in chalk or dust makes skin feel really sooooft

Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people.
hehe yeeah thats been fun..

Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles
strength yes.. muscle men.. no.. i like being lifted or carried.. but weight lifters gross me out

Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers
hehe thats fun sometimes

Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people
a little?

Transvestism: a male's sexual arousal from wearing female clothes; also called transvestic autogynephilia
i like watching guys wear girl clothes.. does that count?

Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair
i like good smelling hair.. but its not a kink i thing.. i mean what do you rub up on a persons head for that?

Troilism (also spelled triolism): Sexual interest in watching one's regular sexual partner having sex with a third party, usually unbeknownst to the third party.
hehehe yeeeah

Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others; it includes Urophagia: sexual attraction to
drinking urine or watching others drink urine.
ughk!! NOOOO

Vincilagnia: sexual arousal from being tied up
hehe yeeeah

Vorarephilia: sexual attraction at the thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature.
kinda. but just a little

Voyeurism: (also scoptophilia) sexual arousal through secretly watching others in intimate situations, such as disrobing, being naked, or having sex
yep.. its a fun one


Xenophily: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, it can also mean sexual attraction to aliens)
oh gods yes.. accents and aliens.. WOOT!!

Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy of one's own or his/her partner
it has been fun before but i prefer not to have it happen

Zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals
um im gonna put my pass token here

Zoosadism: sexual gratification derived from causing pain and suffering to animals; omfg!! what the hell?!?! NO!! what kind of sick person would get off on that!!! NO NO NO!!!!