What a stroke of luck!

One stroke probably wont make it, but 31 in a row ought to do the trick. Don't you think?

Depends on what's doing the stroking. Technology has advanced to the point at which a fellow can lie perfectly still with vibratory objects in all the right places and warm, slurpy toys which won't stop until he turns them off or the power runs down. I've been to a few parties and get-togethers in which the lucky fellow is begging us "turn it off!" because one's sensitivity increases so much after creaming.

Wowsers! You party with a wilder crowd than I do. I'm not sure whether or not to be jealous though.

You'd be surprised what kinds of friends one can make and keep without prejudice, and with a respect for one everybody's privacy.

Not sure how you can reach such a conclusion without knowing me. Methinks it is pure speculation.

I didn't mean you were prejudiced... just making a general statement. I apologize for the miscommunication.

Actually I thought you were making a reference to my ability to make kinky friends. no apology necessary......it's all good. XD

So... just like any other month huh Fangs?

Unless you're planning to go the ENTIRE month... I mean sure that'd break your record, but only just.

Hmmmm....now you have me wondering what the Guinness world record for continual masturbation is.

I think Cheech & Chong had a routine about the world masturbation contest, The Giant Jerk...

I though that was a Steve Martin movie.

No.....that was just The Jerk.

Trust me on this, they don't keep that record. They have a guidelines and policies page that goes into detail on the various sexual records they leave be.

Prudes!!!!

Well then. Guess this is our cue to start something, eh?

Really? I was taking it as a cue to call myself 'Champion'.

They made that movie about you already.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086379

Well I do like me some friend chicken, but I'd never wear that dress, pink is SO not my color.

That's because of all the mermaid drawings

You really think there's a correlation? I suppose it's possible.....

Hmmm and why would that need to be explained to people? Oh some just don't get it.

If you don't get it, masturbation is especially necessary!

I didn't know you needed a special occasion...

V.

You don't, but a month long celebration of it seems perfectly in order to me.

LOL

Give yourself a hand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXy1G86Mio

*giggles* you D&D nerds never are.

This isn't what I CAME to see. XP

Booo--hiss! Don't be a jerk.

Well, I do need to consult a urologist later this month.

Gonna let him watch?

In defiance of all those folks who wish to legislate against porn, I'm all for it! Time to stock up on batteries!

Solar power is the wave of the future. At least if you know a nice private outdoor venue.

All month? *sighs* Fine... *stocks up on sexy furry porn*

If it's THAT much bother, I suppose Bunny could help you when you get tired.

Every month is masturbation month if you're a lonely unloved high-libido bunny...

Ah well, at least I have an excuse now if someone catches me at it.
"What? You have something against public holidays??? What are you, some kinda fascist who thinks no-one should ever have holidays?!! Get out of here! You disgust me! In fact you disgust me so much, I've (almost) lost my erection, are you happy now?!!!"

I'll send some reporters around to take pix and record your story of harrassment. Maybe you'll make TV!

Maybe, maybe.

Anyways, for now I'm gonna go off on holiday for a little while, hehe.

Buck -buck--buCAWWWCK!!

...???

Fraid to do it on live tv?

Nope. Wouldn't want to give any extra ratings to any of the crappy TV networks out there these days!

Doubt their cameras could handle this anyway:
*wiggles bunny butt playfully*

Their camera operators might like to try handling it though. Come to think of it, so would I! *pounce*

*squeaks*

Well, masturbation is always more fun with a little assistance, hehe

O.o........Shouldn't the "Buddy System " be employed here, or are we just going to overlook Personal Safety on this?

I think I'LL take my chances and do it privately, thanks all the same.

Awwww.......draggy was just being Safety Conscious is all.... you know, "Safety First!" And all That Jazz..... And make Certain you've got All your PPE on! (Hard hat,safety glasses, Steel toed shoes and a Day Glo Vest!) Be We need to See you Coming!!

Day glo condom....don't you mean?

LMAO!! But wouldn't that scare away the Girl's?

Which might be a lucky thing for them......

O.o........Bunny's scaring draggy now....., I'm gonna make sure You're the First one in the Shower Now!....draggy will step in Behind You just to be ummm.....Safe!

Fine! That will give me a chance to hide in the steam and surprise you.

O.o..... But Draggy Likes Surpises!!

Ever see the shower scene in Psycho? Like that in reverse.

In reverse huh?.......So Bunny gonna try and stab me through the Shower curtain from Inside the Shower?
You gonna get the rig all messy like That!

Let's not get toooo precise. Just that Bunny will be the one with the big knife is all. I'll let you get in the shower with me before the action starts.

*Grabs a trashcan lid before entering*
Okay,Let the Fun Begin!!

Doing fine so far...

Keep up the good work. It's an 'every day' thing, you know.

I am dedicated...hope my body/health keeps up as well.

Me too....for you and me both!

Mission Successful!

Yep! We both made it through May! Whew!! What a workout..................now for June.

What about June? Something similar for that month? The same would be too much! I like variety!

It's the penis festival in Japan. Eat lots of cock shaped goodies and pray to the phallus!!

Ehhhhmmm...It's too close to what I have for RL, when my bf is here. I also more likely to play with those then eating them, whatever they are made of...

Well it would be fun for those of us not lucky enough to have a partner IRL. Some bunnies have all the luck, and I'm not one of them.

As I have experienced, I am lucky indeed...but luck has two sides, and I am also unlucky sometimes as well. Lucky Rabbit Feet is not a wondermaker here as well. (Planing to mow the grass over 10 days ago...Mother Nature keeps literally peeing on my plans tho. Some luck.)

I guess luck and the weather are fickle for both of us.

Naw....they seem to come in spurts and dribbles.