So since I've never written a journal on here before I thought I should...So I'm going to share with you a story of what happened to me at the fair today XD

So! I was at the Ohio State fair today (Freaking Foreigner and somebody Money played O.O There was also a sculpture of a cow in BUTTER) and I got on a ride after sufficiently going through ALL the SEVEN freakshow stands we had (In case you're wondering this fair was pretty much a brighter, happier version of my head revisited). SO THIS RIDE. It was called "THE FIREBALL" and I got on it...the only problem was with the chairs...They were UP off the ground enough to the point where you have to be good at jumping up onto high kitchen counters to get into them...NOT ONLY WERE THEY HIGH...they had a freaking MIDDLE CROTCH PIECE that came UP OUT of the chair! Getting on only hurt a little bit...then...I had to get off the chair...AND IT RAPED ME IN THE ASS and nearly made me fall flat on my face on the platform! Because for those of you who don't know...I'm SHORT and round. So yeah...I got raped in the ass my an awesome Fair ride! D: D:


...The wedgie still hurts.