Mate Meme
16 years ago
"I believe this may call for a proper introduction and, well, don't you see?
I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue."
~Panic! At the Disco, "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage"
I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue."
~Panic! At the Disco, "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage"
For Zath. ^_^
1. What do you love most about your mate?
He is the stabilizing factor in my life. Every time things start getting a little out of control, he calms me down and centers me again.
2. What's the naughtiest thing you want your mate to do?
Cripes, I'm not posting that here. XD I'll give you a hint, though. It involves latex, rope, and about a gallon of lube.
3. How much do you know about your mate?
Considering that this winter we will have been together for 10 years (that's right folks, 10 YEARS!) there isn't much I *don't* know about him.
4. What's the naughtiest thing about your mate's body?
He's absolutely an amazing lover. ^_^ And he's got one of the cutest butts I've ever seen on a guy.
5. How much do you love your mate?
Words can't capture it. I love him a little bit more every day.
6: Do you want to marry your mate?
Done and done. ^_^
7. Do you want to have kids with your mate?
He knew I wasn't going to have his babies when he proposed. He proposed anyway. XD
8. What's the naughtiest position you want to be in bed?
Bah, it ain't in a bed, I can tell you that!
9. Would you do anything for your mate?
Probably. There are a few things I won't do for anyone, but Zath would never ask those things of me anyway.
10. How did you and your mate meet?
That...is a long-ass story. The short version is that we met in high school.
11. What do you like to do with your mate in foreplay?
Look up Klingon Mating Rituals. Something like that. ^_^
12. Your mate had gotten hurt, would you stick up for them?
Absolutely. Actually, he'd be holding me back so that I didn't beat the ever-loving daylights out of them.
~GR
1. What do you love most about your mate?
He is the stabilizing factor in my life. Every time things start getting a little out of control, he calms me down and centers me again.
2. What's the naughtiest thing you want your mate to do?
Cripes, I'm not posting that here. XD I'll give you a hint, though. It involves latex, rope, and about a gallon of lube.
3. How much do you know about your mate?
Considering that this winter we will have been together for 10 years (that's right folks, 10 YEARS!) there isn't much I *don't* know about him.
4. What's the naughtiest thing about your mate's body?
He's absolutely an amazing lover. ^_^ And he's got one of the cutest butts I've ever seen on a guy.
5. How much do you love your mate?
Words can't capture it. I love him a little bit more every day.
6: Do you want to marry your mate?
Done and done. ^_^
7. Do you want to have kids with your mate?
He knew I wasn't going to have his babies when he proposed. He proposed anyway. XD
8. What's the naughtiest position you want to be in bed?
Bah, it ain't in a bed, I can tell you that!
9. Would you do anything for your mate?
Probably. There are a few things I won't do for anyone, but Zath would never ask those things of me anyway.
10. How did you and your mate meet?
That...is a long-ass story. The short version is that we met in high school.
11. What do you like to do with your mate in foreplay?
Look up Klingon Mating Rituals. Something like that. ^_^
12. Your mate had gotten hurt, would you stick up for them?
Absolutely. Actually, he'd be holding me back so that I didn't beat the ever-loving daylights out of them.
~GR
FA+

V.
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You hide to much XD
but still curious what a gallon of lube would get you unless it deals with inflation
Trying to do the horizontal tango with someone covered in lube is just hysterical. XD Hmm, I need to add to that list a small kiddie pool or a tarp so that the lube doesn't get all over the place...
But since we're on the topic of inflation...lol, now I have more ideas of things to do with a gallon of lube! (Yiffylube! Has your fox lost it's luster? Is your lust engine not running at full capacity? Then Yiffylube is for you!)
~GR
Try that plastic covering for beds and a plastic blanket! things get slippery and easy to move, slip, and slide!
(Want to have dominance in your relationship? Want your mate to do what you want, when you want with little to no effort from you? Then Get Yiffylube! laugh as your partner slips and slides at your command! )
~GR
Lube ball! a new game total not copying bowling in every way!
Because bowling doesn't use lube!Lube is only used in lube ball! XDDD
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Wow.
~GR
~GR
*dies happily*
~GR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX_8.....BNaCY&NR=1
~GR
That song is so much better now.