eh meme form  baddemona why? because I felt like it

if i were a month, i would be: April, my birth day and also the feeling of the rain

if i were a day of the week, Saturday it's the free day

if i were a time of day, i would be: 3 pm it's a good time

if i were a planet, i would be: Neptune I love the water

if i were a sea animal, i would be: a oarfish they are so careless

if i were a direction, i would be: south east it's where my heart is

if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: a sofa you are comfortable while I get farted on. I'm to passive

if i were a sin, i would be: lust (I can't help it I think I'm a little bit of an addict)

if i were a historical figure, i would be: Oscar Wilde, because I saw the world and made it my own

if i were a liquid, i would be: spring water, I'm very refreshing at least I think.

if i were a stone, i would be: glass, because it is beautiful only at the right angles

if i were a tree, i would be: a weeping willow through all the rain and weather something beautiful is the result

if i were a bird, i would be: an owl I've just felt an affinity towards them for my entire life

if i were a tool, i would be: a shovel, they are so multi-functional, but no matter what job you do they get dirty

if i were a flower/plant, I would be a honeysuckle they are so sweet

if i were a kind of weather, i would be: rain not because I'm sad but because it brings good things like life to the land

if i were a mythical creature, i would be: I would be a cherub who wouldn't like to have wings

if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a violin my best sounds are when I'm played gently not pressured

if i were an animal, i would be: be a fox come on they're awesome

if i were a color, i would be: light blue like the sky

if i were a vegetable, i would be: a carrot, why? orange rocks!

if i were a sound, i would be: a symphony at first it sounds chaotic but then it goes together great

if i were an element, i would be: water, it's just a cool element

if i were a car, i would be: a prius cuse I'm FABBBUUULOOOUSSS JK

if i were a song, i would be: take a chance on me aBBa JK

if i were a movie, i would be: pulp fiction you may not understand me at first but I'm better each time you watch

if i were a food, i would be: sushi its so good if you give it a try

if i were a place, i would be: a cove I love silence every once in a while

if i were a material, i would be: "satin sheets to lye on satin sheets to cry on" please get the country song reference

if i were a taste, i would be: vanilla yo

if i were a scent, i would be: roses I love fowers

if i were a religion, i would be: druidism

if i were a word, i would be: palindrome

if i were an object, i would be: a statue art is amazing

if i were a body part, i would be: a mouth

if i were a facial expression, i would be: happinesss

if i were a subject in school, i would be: language, yush

if i were a cartoon character, i would be: fritz the cat cuz I jus wanna party

if i were a shape, i would be: a star

if i were a number, i would be: 4 I jus like 4