look at the images and tell me to my face that that thing doesn't look like a alligator crossed with a frog

liek wtf was nature doing these things look so dumb

i mean they could still probably slaughter me, but they look silly!

I mean seriously, they're like discount crocodiles/alligators/caimans
liek nature ran out of gator parts and was like "uhhh... shit just.. fuck just put this... yeah, that's fine, send it out." and just hoping no one noticed
WELL I NOTICED