Suzie McNeil is gone.

Technically, missing.

The founder and creator of Futazon, a delivery service catered to those seeking erotic endeavors, has recently gone missing. It has been a little over six month since Mrs. McNeil was last seen.

We've spoken with close family and friends and recieved a mixed response to her possible whereabouts.

Scarlet: "I'm sure she's okay. Sometimes she likes to take trips or stay with someone for a small while. So I'm sure she probably met someone and has been with then for a bit."

Cindy: "My mom? I dunno, she tends to disappear from time to time. I just assume she'll show up again eventually."

Jasmine: "Uhh, it's hard to say really. I don't really get involved with her business or anything so I just thought she was away at work like usual."

Lisa: "I don't know. Leave me alone, Tu pedazo de *censored*."

Currently her business is being handled by one of her spouses along with her daughter, but leads to her whereabouts are slim. While foul play is not suspected the possiblity has not been ruled out by local authorities.

Speculations from police vary with some believing she went on an extended vacation, that she was kidnapped by an abstinence cult, that she's lost at sea, that she is in rehabilitation for sex addiction, that she was abducted by aliens, and even that she may have reached a level of pleasure so intense that she has ascended beyond the mortal form.

Whatever the reason, no matter how nonsensical, one thing is certain.

Suzie McNeil is gone. Technically, Missing. If you happen to have information of her whereabouts please contact the proper channels.

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Got bored at work while listening to a specific movie's soundtrack. Came up with a story for the fact that Suzie has been missing for half a year.

I wonder if she really is gone.