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Explaining to the insane
7 years ago
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Alright, one rather annoyed kyubi Kitsune here, ladies and gentlefurs. Once again, I find myself having to explain something that should be common sense to most individuals with the mental faculties of a small defenseless animal, let alone the glorious and wonderful sapient beings I surround myself with and meet daily...
So, let me be absolutely clear, because apparently folk (you folk out there know whom you are) can't apply a little discernment and common sense to anything in their chosen beloved fandom, or if not this than are willfully fight-mongering.
A) Yes, I rather adore huge gigantic improbable impossible enormous globe-shaking boobs.
B) No, I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY UTTERLY DO NOT, SAY AGAIN NOT endorse such sizes on anyone or anything remotely REAL. They are a health hazard IRL, they are UNCOMFORTABLE IRL, and would represent an unacceptable imposition on anyone, unless they themselves, on their own accord and recognizance, after being made aware of all the negatives choose to do so.
C) Just because someone, ANYONE, likes a FANTASY, this BY NO MEANS, IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM IMAGINABLE NOW, IMAGINABLE IN THE PAST, OR AS YET TO BE IMAGINED IN THE FUTURE somehow endorses the same fantasy IRL. Please, if you believe in the absolute fallacy of Slippery Slope, please, I implore you who have the will and reason to do so, please review WHY it is considered a FALLACY. No matter WHAT popular reasoning by the common man is about this, please look it up and understand this.
All this is in response to, once again, receiving a private and nigh-unending tirade on how I must have evil horrible nasty dangerous thoughts and ill-wishes about all women real or imagined, since after all, I adore huge boobs. To said folk, I apparently must also endorse having these proportions on all girls of all possible legal and illegal age ranges, inequality, women's slavery to male ideals (whatever THOSE in particular may be, seeing as how they have traditionally varied from culture to culture, region to region, and era to era, thank you so damn very much), the objectification of women IRL and imaginary, etc., etc., etc. One may tack on as many other offenses as one pleases in there, but I'm sure those of you with the wherewithal to read this far have the idea by now.
I receive things like this anywhere between 2 and 10 times in a year, thanks to my preferred (ONLINE!) proportions, and those of other characters I've created.
Also, to make things clear, yet again: When in Second Life, I AM AN ANIMATED 3D MODEL, IN A VIRTUAL WORLD WHERE PEOPLE CAN FLY AND BE WALKING TALKING FOX PEOPLE (AMONG OTHER FORMS). THUS I DO NOT SUFFER BACK PROBLEMS, SHOULDER PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS SLEEPING, PROBLEMS WALKING, PROBLEMS REMAINING UPRIGHT, PROBLEMS BREATHING, OR PROBLEMS SEEING AROUND MYSELF. When drawn, I'm a 2D IMAGE ON A PAGE!!! Deal with it!
Please pardon, rant done.
So, let me be absolutely clear, because apparently folk (you folk out there know whom you are) can't apply a little discernment and common sense to anything in their chosen beloved fandom, or if not this than are willfully fight-mongering.
A) Yes, I rather adore huge gigantic improbable impossible enormous globe-shaking boobs.
B) No, I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY UTTERLY DO NOT, SAY AGAIN NOT endorse such sizes on anyone or anything remotely REAL. They are a health hazard IRL, they are UNCOMFORTABLE IRL, and would represent an unacceptable imposition on anyone, unless they themselves, on their own accord and recognizance, after being made aware of all the negatives choose to do so.
C) Just because someone, ANYONE, likes a FANTASY, this BY NO MEANS, IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM IMAGINABLE NOW, IMAGINABLE IN THE PAST, OR AS YET TO BE IMAGINED IN THE FUTURE somehow endorses the same fantasy IRL. Please, if you believe in the absolute fallacy of Slippery Slope, please, I implore you who have the will and reason to do so, please review WHY it is considered a FALLACY. No matter WHAT popular reasoning by the common man is about this, please look it up and understand this.
All this is in response to, once again, receiving a private and nigh-unending tirade on how I must have evil horrible nasty dangerous thoughts and ill-wishes about all women real or imagined, since after all, I adore huge boobs. To said folk, I apparently must also endorse having these proportions on all girls of all possible legal and illegal age ranges, inequality, women's slavery to male ideals (whatever THOSE in particular may be, seeing as how they have traditionally varied from culture to culture, region to region, and era to era, thank you so damn very much), the objectification of women IRL and imaginary, etc., etc., etc. One may tack on as many other offenses as one pleases in there, but I'm sure those of you with the wherewithal to read this far have the idea by now.
I receive things like this anywhere between 2 and 10 times in a year, thanks to my preferred (ONLINE!) proportions, and those of other characters I've created.
Also, to make things clear, yet again: When in Second Life, I AM AN ANIMATED 3D MODEL, IN A VIRTUAL WORLD WHERE PEOPLE CAN FLY AND BE WALKING TALKING FOX PEOPLE (AMONG OTHER FORMS). THUS I DO NOT SUFFER BACK PROBLEMS, SHOULDER PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS SLEEPING, PROBLEMS WALKING, PROBLEMS REMAINING UPRIGHT, PROBLEMS BREATHING, OR PROBLEMS SEEING AROUND MYSELF. When drawn, I'm a 2D IMAGE ON A PAGE!!! Deal with it!
Please pardon, rant done.
So the letter was the last straw in a long long list of last straws, all heaped with the weight of unlimited idiocy.