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State of the Bunion Address or "Bun in the Sun!"
7 years ago
So another year has slipped in under the radar, running the trenches of a bun's life, loaded with Force guided torpedoes in an effort to save the galaxy. How many nameless rebels died in a futile effort to rid the universe of a bun's tyrannical grip? And are we talking a dirty dozen of prequelites or a handful of Bothans?
Whatever the case, I stand before you, fully armed and operational. There will be no medals to give out and I'm afraid the adorable, yet undeniably carnivorous fuzzbuckets shall go hungry. Still, good effort all around and I think we've got enough material for a half dozen spin-offs and maybe another single player RPG. P-please?
What I'm trying to say is that it's July again! Time for your yearly check-in with the bun bun of misfortune, just to see if the little ball of abuse-craving fluff and stuff got his act together. Judging by the fact that my last journal was about 2017's birthday bun, the answer is probably an empathic "meh."
So then, what has been going on with everybody's eighth, maybe tenth favorite bun bun?
Obviously there's been a lot of RL and family stuff to keep a bunny busy, meaning that several promised stories have been delayed. Luckily, those are starting to pop up, fresh and piping hot. For those that just can't wait, I suggest rereading Story Time: Thinking Pink
Or you can just stare wistfully at that image of Tesla's beautiful bottom as it makes its inevitable way down. That's pretty much what I do.
There's also been a recent health scare, which I won't go into because the last thing anybody needs is a peek into the intricate workings (or not working) of a bun bun. Needless to say, "Ouch!" But again, here I am. Proceed to rock me like a hurricane. But not a tornado, it's still too soon.
So with old business out of the way, on to new business!
Firstly, July 27th is a bun's birthday! I'm sure you all have your gifts bought and cards signed. Go ahead and start opening windows on your Advent calendars as well. You should find some stale chocolate, a pithy saying, and a lewd image of a bun bun in a compromising position.
"Wait a minute," you exclaim as you have been scripted, "bun buns don't have images! They just babble incoherently about fetishes nobody has ever heard of."
Au contraire! As it turns out, a bun does get images on occasion, usually thanks to the generosity of others. What a bun sucks at (ahem) is posting these lovely arts. Often this is because a bun wants to add some inane erotic babble or try and put it into context. But I think some of these pics have waited long enough, don't you?
That is why the second order of new business is for me to declare this month the official month of "Bun in the Sun!" Or "Fun in the Bun" if you prefer. I've heard it both ways. Basically its a month where I post things I should have posted long ago. For some of you, this will be a feast for the eyes and the nethers. For others, just another FA flood you'll have to sift through while getting your furry fixes.
How many images and did I get that thing you sent me? You'll just have to wait and see! Or if you're curious about the latter, toss a note or Discord DM my way.
Finally, speaking of commissions, I'm working on a fresh list so people know I haven't forgotten them, especially those secret Santas of Christmases long since past. I'll save that for a later journal so it won't get lost in the babble, but if you believe I owe you a story and think I might have forgotten, note a bun or toss a Discord DM (Carthax#5371.)
Even if you don't think I've forgotten about your pic or upcoming story commission, feel free to send a message anyway. I'm scantily clad, relentlessly bun buned, and waiting for your call! Or you can respond to this journal. I mean, I'm not the boss of you.
But you can be the boss of me, if you really wanna. Obligatory, "s-squee!"
Whatever the case, I stand before you, fully armed and operational. There will be no medals to give out and I'm afraid the adorable, yet undeniably carnivorous fuzzbuckets shall go hungry. Still, good effort all around and I think we've got enough material for a half dozen spin-offs and maybe another single player RPG. P-please?
What I'm trying to say is that it's July again! Time for your yearly check-in with the bun bun of misfortune, just to see if the little ball of abuse-craving fluff and stuff got his act together. Judging by the fact that my last journal was about 2017's birthday bun, the answer is probably an empathic "meh."
So then, what has been going on with everybody's eighth, maybe tenth favorite bun bun?
Obviously there's been a lot of RL and family stuff to keep a bunny busy, meaning that several promised stories have been delayed. Luckily, those are starting to pop up, fresh and piping hot. For those that just can't wait, I suggest rereading Story Time: Thinking Pink
Or you can just stare wistfully at that image of Tesla's beautiful bottom as it makes its inevitable way down. That's pretty much what I do.
There's also been a recent health scare, which I won't go into because the last thing anybody needs is a peek into the intricate workings (or not working) of a bun bun. Needless to say, "Ouch!" But again, here I am. Proceed to rock me like a hurricane. But not a tornado, it's still too soon.
So with old business out of the way, on to new business!
Firstly, July 27th is a bun's birthday! I'm sure you all have your gifts bought and cards signed. Go ahead and start opening windows on your Advent calendars as well. You should find some stale chocolate, a pithy saying, and a lewd image of a bun bun in a compromising position.
"Wait a minute," you exclaim as you have been scripted, "bun buns don't have images! They just babble incoherently about fetishes nobody has ever heard of."
Au contraire! As it turns out, a bun does get images on occasion, usually thanks to the generosity of others. What a bun sucks at (ahem) is posting these lovely arts. Often this is because a bun wants to add some inane erotic babble or try and put it into context. But I think some of these pics have waited long enough, don't you?
That is why the second order of new business is for me to declare this month the official month of "Bun in the Sun!" Or "Fun in the Bun" if you prefer. I've heard it both ways. Basically its a month where I post things I should have posted long ago. For some of you, this will be a feast for the eyes and the nethers. For others, just another FA flood you'll have to sift through while getting your furry fixes.
How many images and did I get that thing you sent me? You'll just have to wait and see! Or if you're curious about the latter, toss a note or Discord DM my way.
Finally, speaking of commissions, I'm working on a fresh list so people know I haven't forgotten them, especially those secret Santas of Christmases long since past. I'll save that for a later journal so it won't get lost in the babble, but if you believe I owe you a story and think I might have forgotten, note a bun or toss a Discord DM (Carthax#5371.)
Even if you don't think I've forgotten about your pic or upcoming story commission, feel free to send a message anyway. I'm scantily clad, relentlessly bun buned, and waiting for your call! Or you can respond to this journal. I mean, I'm not the boss of you.
But you can be the boss of me, if you really wanna. Obligatory, "s-squee!"
With the company I keep, what could possibly be more inviting?
So many ladies to stuff a bun!