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7 years ago
The word "anthro" has been used as the default excuse for any number of stupid bull shit.
From human dicks to breasts on reptiles and so forth.
Well, here's MY excuse.
I'm a rabbit. I also happen to be an omnivore.
First off, don't offer me a carrot. I hate carrots, and I'm liable to shove it up your ass.
(My sex toys are carrots, but that's another story for another time.)
You wanna make me smile?
Salmon, chicken, bacon and BBQ brisket.
Cheese burger and onion rings works just as well as a supreme burrito.
Yes, I enjoy salads.
Breakfast? Biscuits and gravy with sausage patties. Or eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast.
A quick "warm me up" on cold days? Beef and barley soup.
Oh, and I like my wine, and an occasional beer.
When it gets hot out here in Texas during the summer, I can be spotted out on the veranda with a Panama hat and a Mint Julep in one hand.
Bunners
From human dicks to breasts on reptiles and so forth.
Well, here's MY excuse.
I'm a rabbit. I also happen to be an omnivore.
First off, don't offer me a carrot. I hate carrots, and I'm liable to shove it up your ass.
(My sex toys are carrots, but that's another story for another time.)
You wanna make me smile?
Salmon, chicken, bacon and BBQ brisket.
Cheese burger and onion rings works just as well as a supreme burrito.
Yes, I enjoy salads.
Breakfast? Biscuits and gravy with sausage patties. Or eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast.
A quick "warm me up" on cold days? Beef and barley soup.
Oh, and I like my wine, and an occasional beer.
When it gets hot out here in Texas during the summer, I can be spotted out on the veranda with a Panama hat and a Mint Julep in one hand.
Bunners
V.
Pigs will eat bacon. Eagerly.
[i]Seriously?!? Last week that was Petunia.
But I digress--
Hope that this journal means you are feeling a bit better and being able to eat normally again =).
'S'funny; the story I submitted for publication a couple weeks ago had a Brabander Bunny (Dutch Rabbit) as one of he main characters. She had dinner at the home of one of her students -- and his family were Cheetahs... No issues, there...
Bunners
Which, come to think about it, says a lot about Vegans...
Skooches over on the swing to make room for you to join her.
Bunners
Bunners