“Hello Ian, thanks for taking the time for this interview”
“Aw, no problem, Ian. Is that a bow tie? Looking sharp”
“You know what they say, bow ties are cool”
“They certainly are”
“First question, what is your favorite Pandora station?”
“I’d have to say Vitamin String Quartet radio because they have cool classical covers of popular songs, and some original songs by Lindsy Sterling, who I saw in a Kid Snippet once”
“Very interesting, how did you hear of Vitamin String Quartet radio?”
“Well, my art teacher senior year would sometimes play it, and I grew interested in the station”
“I see, what is your favorite color?”
“Green, always has been since I could say it was my favorite color”
“How many furry conventions have you been to?”
“Just one so far”
“Which one”
“Furry Weekend Atlanta, 2018”
“Did you have a good time?”
“Yes, I always wondered what went on at those things”
“Who are your favorite Pokémon and Digimon?”
“Xurkitree and Guilmon, 100%”
“How did you get into drawing fetish art?”
“Well, it was back when was still on Colorslive, I saw the muscle art of Dragoncima13 and Lucariobg, and so I obtained my first fetish: muscle”
“I heard you graduated this year, congratulations”
“Why thank you”
“What is currently your favorite song?”
“Trouble, by Cage the Elephant”
“What are some of your favorite bands?”
“The Ramones, Siouxsie and the Banshee, Weezer, The Cure, Blink-182 is pretty good, oh, definitely They Might Be Giants”
“How did you first hear of They Might Be Giants?”
“My first taste of They Might Be Giants was hearing songs from their science album for kids before school at my elementary school”
“What are some of your favorite shows?”
“Steven Universe, Ben 10 (but not the reboot), Gravity Falls, Doctor Who, The Good Place, Big Bang Theory, Parks and Rec, Warehouse 13”
“I believe that’s all the time we have, thanks again for taking the time out of your day”
“Don’t mention it”