Well contrary to popular belief I am not dead, i've just been in Dallas for four days without internet, queue cheesy horror movie scream. Anyway the whole time I could not think about anything other than king of the hill and how the local texans are pretty awsome hicks. Cept in downtown dallas, big hipster area where you apparently get a discount on rent and food for having a pint of ink in your skin. Oh and I saw some douchebag that was dressed like Bono, who I call a douchebag becuase he's dressed like Bono, a douchebag. Got to taste the original recipe of Dr. Pepper which is actually alot smoother and has a slight hint of tootsie roll after taste. Anyway, Throw the confetti for I have returned