if i were a month, i would be: March

if i were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday

if i were a time of day, i would be: 8 pm

if i were a planet, i would be: Mars

if i were a sea animal, i would be: an Orca

if i were a direction, i would be: Up

if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: a futon

if i were a sin, i would be: Sodomy

if i were a historical figure, i would be: Sidhartha

if i were a liquid, i would be: water

if i were a stone, i would be: granite

if i were a tree, i would be: White Pine

if i were a bird, i would be: Swallow

if i were a tool, i would be: a Leatherman

if i were a flower/plant, I would be: a fern

if i were a kind of weather, i would be: rain or snow

if i were a mythical creature, i would be: a Dragon

if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a piano

if i were an animal, i would be: a Tiger :P

if i were a color, i would be: crimson

if i were a vegetable, i would be: potato

if i were a sound, i would be: purring or growling

if i were an element, i would be: tungsten

if i were a car, i would be: a Tesla Roadster

if i were a song, i would be: Whiskey in the Jar

if i were a movie, i would be: Mirror Mask

if i were a food, i would be: Chicken with lemon and chive sauce

if i were a place, i would be: Olympus Mons

if i were a material, i would be: Carbon Fiber

if i were a taste, i would be: Sweet

if i were a scent, i would be: Asphault just after rain.. >_>

if i were a religion, i would be: Bhuddism

if i were a word, i would be: Antidisestablishmentarianism

if i were an object, i would be: a chair

if i were a body part, i would be: a hand

if i were a facial expression, i would be: confused

if i were a subject in school, i would be: physics

if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Professor Farnsworth (Futurama)

if i were a shape, i would be: a Dodecahedron

if i were a number, i would be: 42

(bored, yes)