I can't remember...

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I looked through all my recently posted pictures and journals and cant find anywhere I didn't answer a comment. Maybe I'm just losing it and I answered them or misread my header. IDK. I have to admit to being a bit nervous about tomorrow, so that could be affecting my thought processes. I check in to the hospital at 5:30 am and some of the quite possible outcomes of the surgery that my doctor told me about are upsetting to think about. I know he just wants to have me well informed and make sure there are no big surprises....which is a very good thing for him to do for me, and I really appreciate it, but still.......you know how anticipation can keep a person on edge.

trust me, I know... Gloria has had more operations, the poor girl, including two brain operations and one spinal... you'll be fine Fangs...

V.

I didn't think so yesterday after the surgery. A lot of stuff was pretty horrid. But today, yes, I'm beginning to think I'll be okay once things settle down.

*hugs... feel better kiddo...

V.

I am somewhat today. Probably will every day.

Not a big deal for me. Most of my comments dont really need a responce. You take care of you first.

I'm working at it, thanks!

You can't ignore me forever!

*Hammers on door*

I know you have a minute to discuss our Lord an Savior!

LOL!!!
*Invites you in* I know Bunny wants to talk with You!

Eeeexcellent.

Now, have you heard of Sithrak? The Blind Gibberer, Sithrak waits in the afterlife to torture all people, bad or good, for all of eternity! Sithrak is the author of The Book of Dismay, written with the blood of his enemies on the skins of his friends!

Ia! Ia!

*Sets listening contently*
Wow, Tell me More! ...... Oh and Doe's he need an Apprentice or a Helper? That Really sounds like a Great Job for Draggy!!

No, for he hates everyone equally and unconditionally.Nothing you do can make him angry because he was angry already. Let him into your heart, blame him for everything! NO matter how bad life is now, it gets worse when you die! So Sithrak encourages us all to live as long as possible.

Of course you can help by spreading the good news, relieving people of their guilt and responsibility. If you do that then there may well be a special place in hell for you - exactly as bad as everyone else's!

Even Now Sithrak Oils the Spit!

Wow, sounds like childhood! Oh don't worry, I've already Reserved My seat in Hell, I've got a Box seat in the Deepest pit!

Really? How'd you get a place? I tried but it was all booked up with congressmen.

I got called on Pope for a Special favor.... In return I'm no longer allowed to talk about how All the Catholic Priests are Sworn Pedophiles. It's kind of a Hush-Hush subject.
Of course being Good Friends with Fangs didn't hurt Either! 😛

*Nods* I hear ya, last time I had a beef with the devil she sorted it out toot-sweet. Went and did a good deed. Well I tell you, I've never seen anyplace freeze over so fast; old Scratch was more than ready to negotiate after that.

Yeah, Greenland has a Reputation for that!
But what about her? *Points to the innocent looking Bunny*

*Shrieks in morbid terror, less a scream than pain turned to sound, as f being rent asunder by a thousand burning hooks.*

Sorry about that, reflex. I believe she had a whole chapter in the bible dedicated to her, but they cut it out due to it being too violent and unbelievable.

LOL!!! You Know She's gonna get you for that, Right?

She'll try. Once she invoked a curse on me, that my dwelling become a dismal hovel infested with insects. Which was nice, I never had a house until then. Then she said she'd hunt down everyone who loves me and end their lives in misery and suffering, she's still looking for the first target there.... heck just last week she cast a spell to turn me into the most hideous thing she could think of, but it failed I think. Nothing changed and she just walked off saying 'Figures.'

She'll get you, don't worry. It may take a little time to find a way, but She Always Finds a Way!

She has Found A Way, the problem being that Way leads to Me. And nobody in their right mind (or even in their wrong one.) wants to get to Me. I tarnish the soul.

Really?...... Interesting..... What about Soulless Creature's like myself?

You get a soul, then I tarnish it.

Sadly ol' Scratch doesn't let me have many, mostly the scuzzy ones he doesn't want anymore. This one here's from the Zodiac Killer, exchanged so he could become a high ranking republican politician. This one... IDK honestly, seems alright to me, but he didn't want it. Just said it belonged to 'The Don', whoever that is.

Ooooooo..... Those are Lovely! I'll take either one, as long as you promise to Turn it Black so it will match my Heart. I wouldn't want any Trouble with the silly thing, you know?

You have a heart? St. George was wrong!

Hmmmn. odd... these souls won't take a stain... they seem to have a fervent hatred for blackness...

Yeah, Don't trust everything St. Gorge says..... He's a Shifty Saint at Best!

Well, perhaps you should keep them then... I'm pretty accustomed to being a Soulless Beast anyway.

What with all the martyrs popping up everywhere I almost miss the time of saints. None of THEM demanded forty virgins for blowing up a bus. (And I keep TELLING them, Fangs got here first, even Gamer Hell doesn't have any virgins anymore.)

LOL!!!! Perhaps you should try selling Bunny off as a Virgin?
I bet they'd stop Demanding Then!

I tried, but no sooner had I attempted to than the ground split open to reveal a bottomless pit of endless blackness from which came the tormented howls of those born into darkness seeing light for the first time. President Trump emerged from the inky void and in no uncertain terms told me off for having such a terrible disregard for the truth.

"Fake News!"
I don't know... I like Trump, maybe he's on to something. Maybe he could tell Bunny Wasn't a Virgin, because he's Already tried to buy her like those other women?
First hand Experience perhaps? 🤔

Now that you mention it... she did say that she'd had an affair with an orange guy... funny hair... thing for pee... but she said he was just wearing a bad fursuit.

Oh dear, should we tell her?

Hmmm.....as Fun as That would be, it might be Even More fun to let her find out on her own!

Oh come now, we both know she never looks into past affairs, she'd need an encyclopedia otherwise!

LOL!!! That's Ruthless!

*Looks over The Pile*

Nnnno.. no... seems like she's been with quite a few Ruths in her time.

LOL!!!

Don't you get tired of me talking about myself all the time though? I'd have thought you'd want to discuss something different, like what to do after armageddon next week.

No, we Never grow tired of Bunny talking about herself!
Now you should listen to the nice man this time Before cutting his throat out, because it's Much Easier to understand what they're saying that way!

But I'm not interested. Any door to door proselytizers deserve whatever they get.

True.... But I Did invite him in, and he's telling so Pretty good joke's right now! 😁

So take him home with you. Bunny want's her privacy!

But..... You don't want to hear the Good Word from the Traveling Fuller Brush Man?

Good God NO!!!! Not even if it's Red Skelton!! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0040379/

But.... But, He can Save us and Brush our fur out at the Same Time!!

Maybe YOU need saving and grooming,but my soul and looks don't need touching up, thank you very much.

*Messes up Bunny's Hair* Now you Do!
Besides, you want to make sure you're going to the Right place, Right?

Oh no, the question of evil is a very important part of every religion. We even have a pamphlet with your photo in it. A great motivator I have found for the depressed and broken. 'Look!' we say, 'As bad as your life is, it could always get worse!'

Who photo, Me or Bunny?
If it's mine, then I hope you got my Good Side! 😶

It doesn't HAVE a good side, so it's obviously Bun's. However we could use your picture for Revelation 12:3. Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on its heads. Its tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the earth. The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment he was born.

Oooooo.... I Like That, but the Seven head's sound a little Clumsy and Competitive when it's feeding time! 😛
But i Do like the idea of eating the child Before it takes it's First Breath.... So Fresh That Way!

Oh don't you fret, the 'heads' in question aren't the ones with mouths, though they do do the thinking for most males. This is a furry site after all.

Relatable!

Is this your back-asswards way of flirting with me? You slippery little devil, you!

O.o..... That could be. Perhaps draggy should stand guard?

Why don't you just roast the little bugger with a small flame breath and we'll have him for for an hors d'oeuvre with our afternoon libation?

Hmmmm...... That's a Pretty Tastey idea!
*Eye's him Closely, sizing him up.*

Just don't get piggish and swallow her whole. I want a taste.
(you didn't realize she's a girl? I admit it's hard to tell,but she is. I screwed the pooch back there where I called her 'him', hehehe)

Hey what's going on he-

DAMMIT FANGS! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY DOG ALONE! HE CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE TRAUMA!

A bunny's gotta do what a bunny's gotta do. That dog was begging for it!!

In your case a bunny's gotta do... damn near everything.

Also, you've really got to learn that sometimes people (and dogs) beg for things NOT to happen. Especially around you.

Apparently you need to keep your pup on a Shorter Lead..... You know Bunny can't Control herself or her Desires.

Believe me I've tried, but even encasing the poor thing in carbonite wasn't enough. That damn bunny can scent innocence as a distance of ten miles!

Oh Yes, She Feeds on Innocence!!
Draggy used to be Very innocent and Pure as the driven Snow....

I understand. She's a psychic vampire, a tick in lapine form. She drains you of all that is wholesome and good and leaves only a yawning,inky abyss filling a shell, a husk of the person that once was. But take heart, you may feel there is no hope for you, but some escape.

Unless you get elected to congress, after that she has you for life

I Disagree. She has filled Me with Love and Understanding. She has opened this Dragon's Eyes to New Thing's, new ideas and new thoughts.
I'm far to smart to run for Congress, but She Already has me for Life.
I am devoted and under Her power... This cannot be Denyied. Just Hope that she does not call upon me in matters Concerning you my friend, for Her power is Great and i cannot resist.

Aaah, you're one of the sex toys, I mistook you for a mere slave. I shouldn't worry then, she probably values your existence, at least a little, and wouldn't want it risked by association with me. Just to be sure you should have a good brainwashing after this conversation, peroxide and steel wool generally suffices.

No, no fear of That! More like a petwith a Very Mischievous mind.
What she doesn't know won't hurt her.
Funny, my parents tride the whole mind washing trick when i growing up. It didn't work then.... And they were Professionals.
No, Draggy could use a little "Naughty by Association" thinking. Helps to keep Bunny on her toes!

You know, people SAY that what you don't know won't hurt you, and I mean I know some stuff that hurts a LOT to know, but let me tell you, there's a lot of stuff that really stings not to know, like when some long-eared someone has filled your oven with killer bees.

Hmmmn, what did your parents try? Most just shove their kids in front of the TV, and that's fine; it's given us the mindless drones we see today and keeps Fox News ticking over. But the thing is, they can get up and do something else, which really isn't conductive to a proper washing..

Yeah, You've got to watch ol'Long Ears, She can be a Devious little Devil when she chooses!

My parents.... It's a long story. The short version is they Never wanted Children, so they felt Cursed by having me. My mother tried Twice to abort me. After all that failed they tried to instill their own selfish Way's of thinking. Then when i resisted, i was both mentally and physically abused for resisting to conform. I was eventually disowned and left to my own devices. Do you know what it's like growing up in a house Completely Void of Love?
But that was then and this is now... Life moves on and I've Forged my Own path.

I was raised in a shoebox by wolves. Not like, as part of the wolves family, they were just next to me at the time, right by. It wasn't too bad until the plague came by, wiped the lot of them out. Still they didn't have to live through the famine that followed, though the floods put an end to that once most of the remaining population was buried under ten feet of river silt. All-in-all I guess I lived a pretty average chickhood, thins didn't really turn sour until I reached puberty.

Ahhh.... The Accursed Puberty and Self Sexual Inlightenment.
Yes, Those are Pretty Trying Time's.

Tell me about it, learning you'll have to pass an egg six times as wide as your head can really spin a girl. Luckily I found a group of people who had a lot of experience with that sort of thing and whom could give me practical demonstrations and tips.

And I've been on FA ever since.

Six time's?!!......OUCH!!
Man, it's time's like This that I'm glad I'm a Male Dragon! I don't have to worry about all that Sciencey Stuff! I just have a little fun and Done!

Buddy boy, you're in the world of furries, and you know Fangs. It's only a matter of time before you lay your first egg.The only question is which orifice it emerges from.

O.o....... but... But I'm Male of the Specie's..... Draggy don't lay no eggs! Besides, I'm a Warm Blooded Mammal..... I guess I'd give live Birth...... If i gave Birth at all!
But i Don't see that happening.
And what's being a Furry got to do with Anything?

Being a furry is nothing, being near OTHER furries is everything.

Behold my friend sqrl, inventor of the oviposition cookie, one of many furs that will have round white things emerging from any hole you can imagine: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23234088/

He's done dragons before, so be wary around him.

So.....i need to be Mindful around you then?

Well not TOO mindful, I mean it's not gonna be ME that impregnates you.

Probably.

Eeeeeeeeep!!

He's a She?..... Well That Certainly changes things up a Bit!
*Eyes Her Closely, sizing her up.*
Oh don't worry my Bunny...... I'll save you some, perhaps not Much..... but Some!

Ain't much there to start with.

I commented last night on the one I commented on before.

Which I don't remember. I've been knocked loopy in surgery since then.

Look up Bunny...... Were talking about you...

I see. I just don't feel like being part of the conversation anymore is all. I've participated enough.

Okay.....*Slouches away*

<.<

>.>

Good; she's gone. Now we can plot against her. Once we defeat her then WE become Fangs!

O.o..... Draggy likes the Sound of That!
Where do we begin?

Well, as you know her major weakness is to a carrot flame. The best of these can be conjured by burning an original print copy of Watership Down soaked in quicklime. The only problem is luring her into position; she'd never trust me and I can't even get her to do the opposite of what I say anymore. A lure of some sort, say a crate of delicious looking kittens and old Playboy magazines seems our best bet.

Hmmmm....... The kittens i might can locate, but the Playboy's Might be a Problem. I'm not even sure they're still in print, and since they took the topless picks out... Nobody reads them for the "Articles" anymore! 🤔

I know, the quality of their writing has really gone downhill lately. I'd print some net porn, but the problem is that she's in so much of it.

LOL!!! True ,True!!

I commented with a long essay on the future of the human race, the futility of existence, with a side note on the role of history and how it shapes our future, and then a discussion on the nature of the state infrastructure and how it affects our way of life and our resulting state of mind, with a conclusion on how we can evolve into more mature beings rising above petty things...

Then I got bored and added some toilet jokes!

TL:DR.......except for the toilet jokes. They were good!

i see.

You see my missing comments? What do they say?

Did you find them yet?

Some of them maybe. Or I was mistaken. One or the other.