if i were a month, i would be: May

if i were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday

if i were a time of day, i would be: 1 am

if i were a planet, i would be: Mars

if i were a sea animal, i would be: a dolphin

if i were a direction, i would be: Down

if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: A sex Swing

if i were a sin, i would be: Lust

if i were a historical figure, i would be: Remembered :P

if i were a liquid, i would be: Mercury

if i were a stone, i would be: Amber

if i were a tree, i would be: A Sapling

if i were a bird, i would be: A song bird

if i were a tool, i would be: Allen Wrench

if i were a flower/plant, I would be: A Violet

if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Hurricane

if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Werewolf D:

if i were a musical instrument, i would be: A flute

if i were an animal, i would be: A Dalmatian

if i were a color, i would be: Steel Black

if i were a vegetable, i would be: A Carrot

if i were a sound, i would be: A howl

if i were an element, i would be: Wind

if i were a car, i would be: Lebaron convertible

if i were a song, i would be: A Remix

if i were a movie, i would be: A remake.

if i were a food, i would be: Satan cookies

if i were a place, i would be: Anywhere but here

if i were a material, i would be: Pleather! :P

if i were a taste, i would be: Tangy

if i were a scent, i would be: Musky D:

if i were a religion, i would be: Wicca

if i were a word, i would be: isolated

if i were an object, i would be: A Knife

if i were a body part, i would be: An earlobe

if i were a facial expression, i would be: Scowl

if i were a subject in school, i would be: Chemistry

if i were a cartoon character, i would be: LeLouch

if i were a shape, i would be: A line

if i were a number, i would be: -1