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Still Popufur to Me (Song Lyrics)
7 years ago
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When my computer unceremoniously and majestically died on me last week, I spend the time working on some parody songs. Here is my favorite of the bunch. I think it is pretty good because it made Draconis laugh, and that isn't an easy bar to hurdle. I do this for the enjoyment of the Fandom, so if you like it, please take a moment and let me know. It keeps me going. If you wan't to do a cover of this song, then text me ahead of time. Thanks.
Here is a link to the karaoke soundtrack for the song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvXA9nNEWPM
Still Popufur to Me ©2018 by Keefur
sung to the tune of Still Rock and Roll to Me by Billy Joel
What's the matter with the fursuit you're wearing
Don't you know that I think it's fly
Maybe you could wear a pet store collar
That's a look you should really try.
I haven't seen you make a post lately, honey
But your internet's down
cause you ran out of money
Everybody flames you
And they run you down, funny,
But you're still popufur to me.
Your tag's expired and you shouldn't be driving
It's been like that for quite a while.
Maybe you should buy a set of tires
That will last more than just a mile.
Take that car to con, then you must be mental,
I'd feel better 'bout it if you sprang for a rental.
Hot funk, like a skunk, fursuit's in the trunk
You're still popufur to me.
(chorus)
Welllll you didn't make it as the guest of honor
And that's the way it's always been.
'Cause there's a new artist 'roung
And the king has been crowned
By the watchers on the FA scene
Drawing stuff that's really obscene
If your fursona was a pink salamander
who ran around without his pants
All the artists would "rule 34" you
If you just gave them half a chance.
Don't waste your money on some paws with a squeaker,
You get more attention if you are a Furry streaker.
Flat broke, tag's revoked, fursuit is a joke,
You're still popufur to me.
You shouldn't try to be a dancer Furry,
Don't you know they're a stuck-up bunch
Maybe you could be a musician Furry,
But your songs make me lose my lunch.
Don't you know about the new short cut honey,
Just buy a fursuit with a whole lot of money
Can't art, can't dance, no songs, no pants.
Your still popufur to me.
Every flames you, and they run you down, funny
But your still popufur to me.
Here is a link to the karaoke soundtrack for the song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvXA9nNEWPM
Still Popufur to Me ©2018 by Keefur
sung to the tune of Still Rock and Roll to Me by Billy Joel
What's the matter with the fursuit you're wearing
Don't you know that I think it's fly
Maybe you could wear a pet store collar
That's a look you should really try.
I haven't seen you make a post lately, honey
But your internet's down
cause you ran out of money
Everybody flames you
And they run you down, funny,
But you're still popufur to me.
Your tag's expired and you shouldn't be driving
It's been like that for quite a while.
Maybe you should buy a set of tires
That will last more than just a mile.
Take that car to con, then you must be mental,
I'd feel better 'bout it if you sprang for a rental.
Hot funk, like a skunk, fursuit's in the trunk
You're still popufur to me.
(chorus)
Welllll you didn't make it as the guest of honor
And that's the way it's always been.
'Cause there's a new artist 'roung
And the king has been crowned
By the watchers on the FA scene
Drawing stuff that's really obscene
If your fursona was a pink salamander
who ran around without his pants
All the artists would "rule 34" you
If you just gave them half a chance.
Don't waste your money on some paws with a squeaker,
You get more attention if you are a Furry streaker.
Flat broke, tag's revoked, fursuit is a joke,
You're still popufur to me.
You shouldn't try to be a dancer Furry,
Don't you know they're a stuck-up bunch
Maybe you could be a musician Furry,
But your songs make me lose my lunch.
Don't you know about the new short cut honey,
Just buy a fursuit with a whole lot of money
Can't art, can't dance, no songs, no pants.
Your still popufur to me.
Every flames you, and they run you down, funny
But your still popufur to me.
Who in the furry fandom will be singing you're song?
Oh... happy birthday again.
ROFL I think I'm losing my mind! I will be sure to post my parodies because boy do I know none of us furs are perfect. :)
V.
this is really good Keef
Thank pew... I mean thank you!
Maybe if you talk really nice to one of the singing artists at MFM we might get to hear it for real.
Like at the puppet show..