I stole from Straydog. >_>

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if i were a month, i would be: October (pretty leaves)

if i were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday

if i were a time of day, i would be: Midnight

if i were a planet, i would be: Pluto (I am no longer what people thought I was)

if i were a sea animal, i would be: a whale shark

if i were a direction, i would be: East.

if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: a bed

if i were a sin, i would be: lust

if i were a historical figure, i would be: dead

if i were a liquid, i would be: pee. Nasty to most fun to some.

if i were a stone, i would be: a precious one

if i were a tree, i would be: a Christmas tree

if i were a bird, i would be: a macaw

if i were a tool, i would be: nothing, I AM a tool.

if i were a flower/plant, I would be: a daisy.

if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Thunder and lightning mixed with snow

if i were a mythical creature, i would be: a taur

if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a drum (always getting beaten/thumped/battered)

if i were an animal, i would be: reindeer.

if i were a color, i would be: Black shot through with red

if i were a vegetable, i would be: cucumber. *snicker*

if i were a sound, i would be: rain on a skylight window

if i were an element, i would be: fire

if i were a car, i would be: a Hummer

if i were a song, i would be: "Forever" by Chris Brown or "Now We Are Free" by Lisa Gerard.

if i were a movie, i would be: I don't know.

if i were a food, i would be: Christmas lunch/dinner

if i were a place, i would be: a sandy deserted beach on an uninhabited South Pacific island

if i were a material, i would be: Silk

if i were a taste, i would be: Bitter

if i were a scent, i would be: pine or the sea

if i were a religion, i would be: Jediism

if i were a word, i would be: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu (complicated and a real mouthful)

if i were an object, i would be: a life-sized, well-loved plushie. With a hole for fucking and a cock for...fucking!

if i were a body part, i would be: a cock. Cos I'm a dick.

if i were a facial expression, i would be: rage

if i were a subject in school, i would be: Sex Ed.

if i were a cartoon character, i would be: A follower of Moro (Princess Mononoke)

if i were a shape, i would be: a circle

if i were a number, i would be: 13

As Stray tagged all, I will too!

GO!