"Will you be my new mom?"

"I like horses and I'm allergic to hay."

"I did it before it was illegal."

"Does that thing have, like, six lips?"

"There's been a lot of fucking going on in New York City."

"You can dab on it and only a little bit want to die."

"Look at all those meth labs over there!"

"I can't wait to have sex with a literal carpet."

"If you milk a mouse, you can make mice cream."

"If you want to have fun in two ways, get in both ends."

"I'm paying for the pizza too, you dildo!"