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Pony butts and you
7 years ago
It's journal time! The average MLP sized pony is about 4 feet, that's 12 hands
The average 12 hands pony weighs 200kg or 440lbs/31stone
Earth ponies are also unnaturally strong, Pegasi can get to you from anywhere and Unicorns have telekinesis
If a pone wants to facesit you, they will ;) 
Like I'd be putting up much of a fight anyway, lol
Oh but then make them a macro pony, then you certainly aren't getting away from getting sat on, lol