So.. first night at a Haunted Attraction was... interesting.
7 years ago
Nice to wade into the season, but, what. 3 People Nope Out (At least one having a panic attack)
Some runners, some stumblers, one gal went the wrong way in my medical room at hit her head on a cupboard drawer.
1 person lost her show, 1 lost his hat.
Some cute kids with their Glowsticks. If kids are looking like they're gonna nope out, I need to have some dum dum lollipops handy, given I'm in an Uncle Kage getup...
1 A-hole wanting to touch everything.
Covered in sweat, crusted in makeup, legs tired as all getout...
I'mma be here all season, folks.
Some runners, some stumblers, one gal went the wrong way in my medical room at hit her head on a cupboard drawer.
1 person lost her show, 1 lost his hat.
Some cute kids with their Glowsticks. If kids are looking like they're gonna nope out, I need to have some dum dum lollipops handy, given I'm in an Uncle Kage getup...
1 A-hole wanting to touch everything.
Covered in sweat, crusted in makeup, legs tired as all getout...
I'mma be here all season, folks.
as long as you make a buck from it I guess
But was it all worth it?