So... The Marine Corps Birthday is coming up... and therefore the annual Marine Corps Ball is fast approaching. So when you're a guy with horrific social skills like me, the dancing part of the Marine Corps Ball is the most dreaded part. Sure, getting shitfaced, passing stories with your buds, and all that is fun... but when you're a gay dude like me who can't show up with a date for VERY OBVIOUS REASONS... Dancing is terrible. All I can do is skulk around without a date for hours while everyone else has their sweethearts on their arms and it's the most lonely feeling in the world.

Also... Cause I Think I look like THIS when asking for a date...

But in actuality... I KNOW I probably look like THIS XD