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16 years ago
Eff my stupid not wanting to do these things.
They're just fun.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU READ THEM OR NOT. *cuts*
A - Available: Yes.
A - Age: I should say something really clever, just like everyone else ever. I'm 18.
A - Annoyance: Most American toddlers.
B - Best Friends: All gone, due to weed.
B - Bar: Perhaps...
B - Birthday: Blank 1st.
C - Crush: My only crush was a lesbian.
C - Car: Ford '88 Bronco
C - Cat: I wish.
D - Dead Pets Name: Spunky... aww man.
D - Dad's Name: Rafa
D - Dog: Yes, I would like one.
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Caring and compassionate
E - Eggs: As long as they're not brown of black or watery.
E - Email: I have many, which ones?
F - Favourite Colour: Pink
F - Food: All of Chinese in general, even if it's Americanized Chinese.
F - Foreign Slang: Pinche hijo de madre.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Worms.
G - God: Faith like a child ended a few years ago.
G - Good Time: Anthrocon 09.
H - Hair Color: Brown.
H - Height: 6'1"
H - Happy: What is Love?
I - Ice Cream: Um... usually some Blizzard from DQ.
I - Instrument: Drums.
I - Idol: Nada. Johnny Cash, maybe.
J - Jewelry: 0
J - Job: 0
J - Joke: 1
K - Kids: Really, I dislike most kids. I only like the kids that were like me. The ones that shut the fuck up.
K - Karate: For about three months before mom got too lazy to take me. Yellow belted.
K - Kung Fu: I'm sure there's no room for a fat Jet LI.
L - Longest Car Ride: 5 hours.
L - Longest Relationship: 0
M - Milk Flavor: Chocolate
M - Mother's Name: Stacey
M - Movie Last Watched: Wild Hogs
N - Number of Siblings: 1
N - Northern or Southern: North
N - Name: Enrique
O - One Wish: That I not die alone?
O - Otter Pop: DAWG, I LOVED THOSE THINGS.
O - One Phobia : Fungus.
P - Parents, Married or Divorced?: Married.
P - Part Of Your Appearance You Like Best: My tits.
P - Part Of Your Personality You Like Best: The fact that I'm not an asshole and put others before myself.
Q - Quote: I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE.
Q - Question For The Next Person: When was the last time you stroked your balls?
Q - Quick or Slow?: I don't even
R - Reason To Smile: Jackass the Movie.
R - Reality TV Show: Only if I'm on it.
R - Right or Left: Right
S - Song Last Heard: In my head or on a speaker?
S - Season: Winter
S - Sex: In lieu of a Beavis and Butthead joke, male.
T - Time You Woke Up: 11:34
T - Time Now: 10:54
T - Time For Bed: (I wish it was earlier than) 2-4 AM
U - Unknown Fact About Me: I used to think that "Brought to you by" was one word.
U - Unicorns: I love Chalie.
U - U R: L
V - Vegetable You Hate: Celery
V - Vegetable You Love: Pumpkin
V - View On Politics: Politics brings out the stupid in everyone... so I'm moderate-conservative.
W - Worst Habits: Nail-biting and whacking off.
W - Where Are You Going To Travel Next?: Back home.
X - X-Rays: Knee, leg, jaw
X - X-Rated Porn: Wait... there's porn that's NOT X rated?
X - X-tra Special Someone: 0
Y - Year You Were Born: The year the CCCP dissolved.
Y - Year It Is Now: 2009
Y - Yellow: Banana flavored Laffy Taffy.
Z - Zoo Animal: KANGAROO
Z - Zodiac: I don't understand why this matters to ANYONE.
Z - Zoolander: I saw that movie when I was like 7 and I can't remember a single thing other than Ben Stiller is awesome.
They're just fun.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU READ THEM OR NOT. *cuts*
A - Available: Yes.
A - Age: I should say something really clever, just like everyone else ever. I'm 18.
A - Annoyance: Most American toddlers.
B - Best Friends: All gone, due to weed.
B - Bar: Perhaps...
B - Birthday: Blank 1st.
C - Crush: My only crush was a lesbian.
C - Car: Ford '88 Bronco
C - Cat: I wish.
D - Dead Pets Name: Spunky... aww man.
D - Dad's Name: Rafa
D - Dog: Yes, I would like one.
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Caring and compassionate
E - Eggs: As long as they're not brown of black or watery.
E - Email: I have many, which ones?
F - Favourite Colour: Pink
F - Food: All of Chinese in general, even if it's Americanized Chinese.
F - Foreign Slang: Pinche hijo de madre.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Worms.
G - God: Faith like a child ended a few years ago.
G - Good Time: Anthrocon 09.
H - Hair Color: Brown.
H - Height: 6'1"
H - Happy: What is Love?
I - Ice Cream: Um... usually some Blizzard from DQ.
I - Instrument: Drums.
I - Idol: Nada. Johnny Cash, maybe.
J - Jewelry: 0
J - Job: 0
J - Joke: 1
K - Kids: Really, I dislike most kids. I only like the kids that were like me. The ones that shut the fuck up.
K - Karate: For about three months before mom got too lazy to take me. Yellow belted.
K - Kung Fu: I'm sure there's no room for a fat Jet LI.
L - Longest Car Ride: 5 hours.
L - Longest Relationship: 0
M - Milk Flavor: Chocolate
M - Mother's Name: Stacey
M - Movie Last Watched: Wild Hogs
N - Number of Siblings: 1
N - Northern or Southern: North
N - Name: Enrique
O - One Wish: That I not die alone?
O - Otter Pop: DAWG, I LOVED THOSE THINGS.
O - One Phobia : Fungus.
P - Parents, Married or Divorced?: Married.
P - Part Of Your Appearance You Like Best: My tits.
P - Part Of Your Personality You Like Best: The fact that I'm not an asshole and put others before myself.
Q - Quote: I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE.
Q - Question For The Next Person: When was the last time you stroked your balls?
Q - Quick or Slow?: I don't even
R - Reason To Smile: Jackass the Movie.
R - Reality TV Show: Only if I'm on it.
R - Right or Left: Right
S - Song Last Heard: In my head or on a speaker?
S - Season: Winter
S - Sex: In lieu of a Beavis and Butthead joke, male.
T - Time You Woke Up: 11:34
T - Time Now: 10:54
T - Time For Bed: (I wish it was earlier than) 2-4 AM
U - Unknown Fact About Me: I used to think that "Brought to you by" was one word.
U - Unicorns: I love Chalie.
U - U R: L
V - Vegetable You Hate: Celery
V - Vegetable You Love: Pumpkin
V - View On Politics: Politics brings out the stupid in everyone... so I'm moderate-conservative.
W - Worst Habits: Nail-biting and whacking off.
W - Where Are You Going To Travel Next?: Back home.
X - X-Rays: Knee, leg, jaw
X - X-Rated Porn: Wait... there's porn that's NOT X rated?
X - X-tra Special Someone: 0
Y - Year You Were Born: The year the CCCP dissolved.
Y - Year It Is Now: 2009
Y - Yellow: Banana flavored Laffy Taffy.
Z - Zoo Animal: KANGAROO
Z - Zodiac: I don't understand why this matters to ANYONE.
Z - Zoolander: I saw that movie when I was like 7 and I can't remember a single thing other than Ben Stiller is awesome.
