So I'm just going to get this hate list over with so I can try to enjoy the holiday spirit.
Or uh, what's left of it.

12. Hangovers - I don't drink, but I often find myself around plenty of other that so and whoo-boy, what a fiasco.
11. Fruitcake - Oh look honey, an edible paperweight.
10. Below Zero Weather - Why yes, I actually like it when the air hurts my face.
9. Extended Store Hours - Love/Hate relationship. Love the money, hate dealing with people longer than I need to.
8. Christmas Cards - Why should I send them a card when they never send me one? Just sayin'.
7. Charity - Ok, I put in ten dollars now please stop ringing the bell.
6. Steam Sales - I had money from working during the Extended Holiday Hours, now its gone on games I will never play bu- oh wow, No Man's Sky at 60% off? Sure, I'll buy it.
5. Holiday Ads - These got stale when you started to air them during Thanksgiving.
4. Eggnog - Why do you even drink this sludge?
3. Forced Family Interactions - Didn't I just see all of you like a month ago?
2. Alvin & The Chipmunks Christmas Music - I KNOW WHERE THE RADIO IS STACY, AND I WILL CHANGE IT!
1. Pissed Off Customers - Yes, because it is MY fault you decided to do your shopping on Christmas Eve.