Just wanted to say Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Here is a great Christmas classic from Finland!





Crappy translation:

Pretty shining Christmas lights
Children's eyes are so bright
From the doorway comes a knock
Then a creaking of the door
there stands the Santa claus
An old man without beard so rude
his fist swinging up so high
Screaming to the family right!

You fucking little pricks
I will use my belt as whip
My fist is a perfect gift
To the whole family!

Where's the porridge, sausages?
Where the slice of ham is set
where they hid all the glogg?
Also where is the vodka snaps!


With a swing, dad drops out
Santa pulls children's hair out
Then he Storms to the table room
Ever food he's stealing too
Family finally breaks to tears
Santa empties all the closets oh dear
Reindeer's storm in to the room
Everything green is gone now too

You fucking little pricks
I will use my belt as whip
My fist is a perfect gift
To the whole family!

Santa beats everyone!
Santa beats everyone!
Santa beats everyone!
Santa beats everyone!
Santa beats everyone!
Santa beats everyone!
Santa beats everyone!
Santa beats everyone!
Santa beats everyone!