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Merry Christmas 2018
7 years ago
Good morning and Merry Christmas to everyone on FA, DA, Inkbunny, and Discord. Today so far this morning it has been a good Christmas. I got an a lot of really good gifts.
To start off this Christmas celebration, I will bring up quotes from these great movies.
Home Alone- Johnny: [hears knock at door] Who is it?
Snakes: [Snakes comes in] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Johnny: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!
Snakes: All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
Johnny: What money?
Snakes: Acey said you had some dough for me.
Johnny: That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Snakes: Acey said 10%
Johnny: [smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do you mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath, He'll call you when he gets out. Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. (pulls out tommy gun)I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
Snakes: [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry!, I'm going!
Johnny: 1, 2, 10! [starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York- Johnny: Hold it right there.
Gardenias: It's me, Johnny.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I can smell you getting off the elevator.
Gardenias: Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.
Johnny: You was here last night too, wasn't you?
Gardenias: I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.
Johnny: You was here and you was smooching with my brother.
Gardenias: That's a dirty lie, Johnny.
Johnny: Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby.
Gardenias: You have me all wrong!
Johnny: All right, I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't!
Gardenias: Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Gardenias: Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
Johnny: You gotta do better than that!
Gardenias: If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it.
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you till the count of three to get your lousy, lying, four-flushing carcass out my door! One, two...
(Johnny shoots Gardenias while laughing maniacally)
Johnny: Three. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. (shoots) And a Happy New Year.
To start off this Christmas celebration, I will bring up quotes from these great movies.
Home Alone- Johnny: [hears knock at door] Who is it?
Snakes: [Snakes comes in] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Johnny: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!
Snakes: All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
Johnny: What money?
Snakes: Acey said you had some dough for me.
Johnny: That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Snakes: Acey said 10%
Johnny: [smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do you mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath, He'll call you when he gets out. Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. (pulls out tommy gun)I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
Snakes: [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry!, I'm going!
Johnny: 1, 2, 10! [starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York- Johnny: Hold it right there.
Gardenias: It's me, Johnny.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I can smell you getting off the elevator.
Gardenias: Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.
Johnny: You was here last night too, wasn't you?
Gardenias: I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.
Johnny: You was here and you was smooching with my brother.
Gardenias: That's a dirty lie, Johnny.
Johnny: Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby.
Gardenias: You have me all wrong!
Johnny: All right, I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't!
Gardenias: Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Gardenias: Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
Johnny: You gotta do better than that!
Gardenias: If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it.
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you till the count of three to get your lousy, lying, four-flushing carcass out my door! One, two...
(Johnny shoots Gardenias while laughing maniacally)
Johnny: Three. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. (shoots) And a Happy New Year.
