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Weird thoughts of sleep deprivation
16 years ago
Remind me to not stay up this long again anytime soon.
Not only did i see a guy who looked like a fish down at the Bus station.
But I named him "Flipper"
After the dolphin....
which we know is in fact, not a fish.
And i decided I want to see him fight a cross between a wasp and wolverine.
I call it the wasperine. And it is a beast of eXtream danger.
I also (this is not from sleep deprivation) Saved an old woman's life. And it's not even noon yet. Seriously. She was on the ground having a seizure. At first I thought she was just retarded....and I'm ashamed to admit I chuckled. Took me a second, BUT I realized what was wrong. So I went over to her (keep in mind this is in a bus station roughly twelve people in it. no one doing anything about it.) And Asked if she needed any help. No response just twitching. So i asked again. (Standard procedure for CPR stuff if I remember correctly)
Further twitching. So I Prop open her mouth and hold onto her tongue to make sure she doesn't choke on it. Which in retrospect was a bad idea. she might of bitten my fingers off.
ANYWAYS
I hollard for the staff to get their asses over there. And they did. Called 9-1-1. And now I am a hero. that will go unsung. because it was first thing in the morning and nobody cares.
OH WELL There's my good deed for the day.
Bunny-sleep=WTF?
ANYWAYS it's porn and nap time now.
Not only did i see a guy who looked like a fish down at the Bus station.
But I named him "Flipper"
After the dolphin....
which we know is in fact, not a fish.
And i decided I want to see him fight a cross between a wasp and wolverine.
I call it the wasperine. And it is a beast of eXtream danger.
I also (this is not from sleep deprivation) Saved an old woman's life. And it's not even noon yet. Seriously. She was on the ground having a seizure. At first I thought she was just retarded....and I'm ashamed to admit I chuckled. Took me a second, BUT I realized what was wrong. So I went over to her (keep in mind this is in a bus station roughly twelve people in it. no one doing anything about it.) And Asked if she needed any help. No response just twitching. So i asked again. (Standard procedure for CPR stuff if I remember correctly)
Further twitching. So I Prop open her mouth and hold onto her tongue to make sure she doesn't choke on it. Which in retrospect was a bad idea. she might of bitten my fingers off.
ANYWAYS
I hollard for the staff to get their asses over there. And they did. Called 9-1-1. And now I am a hero. that will go unsung. because it was first thing in the morning and nobody cares.
OH WELL There's my good deed for the day.
Bunny-sleep=WTF?
ANYWAYS it's porn and nap time now.
