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Another old story I made in 2009 or so
7 years ago
General
“When you shall say, "As others do, so will I. I renounce, I am sorry for it, my early visions; I must eat the good of the land, and let learning and romantic expectations go, until a more convenient season." — then dies the man in you;” - Ralph W. Emerson
THE
TRIP
TO
THE
Cabin
BY
[NAME
REDACTED]
HELLO, MISTER OR MISSES THAT IS READING THIS BOOK THING. SOME CONTENT IN THIS BOOK IS VIOLENT AND BLOODY, BUT IS TREATED LIGHTLY AND HUMOUROUSLY. (AND THIS FONT MAY HURT THE EYES A LITTLE.) SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, THEN READ SOMETHING ELSE OR DESTROY THIS FRIENDLY ABOMINATION. OR LET YOUR OLDER KID(S) READ IT.
-[INITIALS REDACTED]
THIS BOOK HAS NO PLOT OR HUMOUR (I JUST TYPED HUMOUR WITH A T AND NOT R AT THE END THREE TIMES!)
CHAPTER 1
Johnny woke up at 7:00 AM (TOO EARLY!) on the first day of summer and looked at his fishbowl. NO FISH! He ran through the house yelling “My fish are gone!” and then went to the kitchen. His fish were being deep-fried by his dad, Victor.
“Dad, WHY!!!” Johnny screamed. “Because we need something healthy for breakfast. And I heard that fish is very healthy.” Johnny ran away and cried like the little whiney crybaby he is, to his mom, October. (For the next paragraph only, I’m going to change everyone’s names because I don’t like the real ones.)
“Daddy’s eating my fish!” Doggie whined. “Oh it’s okay.” Man said. “Maybe you can plant some new ones.” Brainy butted in. Doggie ran back to his room to cry and whine some more.
Now that we’ve established that the whole family is idiots, we will now guess how many pages long this book is! Is it, A. 400!, B. 10 or C. [It's an old document so new Word changed this to a smiley face...] and the answer is...
Johnny sat in his room doing a sock puppet show for his action figures and pencils about what happened.
[and that's all I apparently wrote]
TRIP
TO
THE
Cabin
BY
[NAME
REDACTED]
HELLO, MISTER OR MISSES THAT IS READING THIS BOOK THING. SOME CONTENT IN THIS BOOK IS VIOLENT AND BLOODY, BUT IS TREATED LIGHTLY AND HUMOUROUSLY. (AND THIS FONT MAY HURT THE EYES A LITTLE.) SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, THEN READ SOMETHING ELSE OR DESTROY THIS FRIENDLY ABOMINATION. OR LET YOUR OLDER KID(S) READ IT.
-[INITIALS REDACTED]
THIS BOOK HAS NO PLOT OR HUMOUR (I JUST TYPED HUMOUR WITH A T AND NOT R AT THE END THREE TIMES!)
CHAPTER 1
Johnny woke up at 7:00 AM (TOO EARLY!) on the first day of summer and looked at his fishbowl. NO FISH! He ran through the house yelling “My fish are gone!” and then went to the kitchen. His fish were being deep-fried by his dad, Victor.
“Dad, WHY!!!” Johnny screamed. “Because we need something healthy for breakfast. And I heard that fish is very healthy.” Johnny ran away and cried like the little whiney crybaby he is, to his mom, October. (For the next paragraph only, I’m going to change everyone’s names because I don’t like the real ones.)
“Daddy’s eating my fish!” Doggie whined. “Oh it’s okay.” Man said. “Maybe you can plant some new ones.” Brainy butted in. Doggie ran back to his room to cry and whine some more.
Now that we’ve established that the whole family is idiots, we will now guess how many pages long this book is! Is it, A. 400!, B. 10 or C. [It's an old document so new Word changed this to a smiley face...] and the answer is...
Johnny sat in his room doing a sock puppet show for his action figures and pencils about what happened.
[and that's all I apparently wrote]
